tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77586478170397053902024-02-20T17:59:42.133-08:00nonveg jokesHindi English Non Veg Masala Jokes & Dirty Humor.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger415125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-71865723164354982072012-04-27T10:15:00.003-07:002012-04-27T10:15:29.635-07:00Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.<br />
Santa: “<strong>Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar</strong>”<br />
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “<strong>Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, <span style="color: maroon;">Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-16653642440657894122012-04-27T10:14:00.000-07:002012-04-27T10:14:11.807-07:00Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.<br />
Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.<br />
Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha<br />
Doctor: “<strong>Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?</strong>”<br />
Santa: “<em><strong>Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha</strong></em>”<br />
Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.<br />
Santa: “<strong>Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha</strong>”<br />
Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.<br />
Santa: “<strong>Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji</strong>”<br />
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.<br />
Santa: “<strong>Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai</strong>”<br />
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.<br />
Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.<br />
Santa: “<strong>Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha</strong>”<br />
Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.<br />
Doctor: “<strong>Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, <span style="color: maroon;">Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-25188422953472484742012-04-27T10:12:00.001-07:002012-04-27T10:12:24.449-07:00Kaam Pura Dhyan Laga Ke Karna Chahiye<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Apni Naabhi Ke Neeche Chidiya Ka Tattoo Banwaya Tha<br />
Ek Din Pappu Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Baad Usne Pappu Se Pucha.<br />
Ladki: “<strong>Tumne Chidiya Dekhi?</strong>”<br />
Pappu: “<span style="color: maroon;"><strong>Nahi Mera Saara Dhyan Ghosle Mein Tha</strong></span>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-1642488981062677232012-04-26T10:48:00.000-07:002012-04-26T10:48:03.491-07:00Ab Upvas Bhi Hoga Khaas<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ese Dialogs Se<br />
“<strong>Aaj Nahi, Aaj To Mera Vrat Hai</strong>”<br />
Gabraye Nahi, Ab Aise Dino Ke Liye Jaldi Hi Aa Raha Hai<br />
Manforce Condom In Sabudana Flavor,<br />
Only For Fasting Days,<br />
<span style="color: maroon;"><strong>Ab Upvas Bhi Hoga Khaas.</strong></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-49284847646549285152012-04-26T10:46:00.000-07:002012-04-26T10:46:57.080-07:00How To Make Younger Wife Pregnant<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
There Was An Elderly Man Who Wanted To Make His Younger Wife Pregnant.<br />
So, He Went To The Doctor To Have A Sperm Count Done.<br />
The Doctor Told Him To Take A Specimen Cup Home, Fill It, And Bring It Back The Next Day.<br />
He Elderly Man Came Back The Next Day And The Specimen Cup Was Empty And The Lid Was On It.<br />
Doctor: “<strong>What Was The Problem?</strong>”<br />
Elderly Man: “Well, You I Tried With My Right Hand…Nothing. So, I Tried With My Left Hand…Nothing. My Wife Tried With Her Right Hand…Nothing. Her Left Hand…Nothing. Her Mouth…Nothing. Then My Wife’s Friend Tried. Right Hand, Left Hand, Mouth…Still Nothing.”<br />
Doctor: “<strong>Wait A Minute. You Mean Your Wife’s Friend Too?</strong>”<br />
Elderly Man: “<strong>Yeah, And We Still Couldn’t <span style="color: maroon;">Get The Lid Off Of The Specimen Cup</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-13027047003790057442012-04-26T10:44:00.002-07:002012-04-26T10:44:44.914-07:00Nirmal Baba Ka Upaye Biwiyo Ke Liye<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshani Ki HaalaT Mein Nirmal Baba Ke Pass Gayi Aur Rote Hue Apna Dukhda Boli<br />
Aurat: “<strong>Baba Ji Meri Madad Karo</strong>”<br />
Nirmal Baba: “<em><strong>Kya Hua Bachha?</strong></em>”<br />
Aurat: “<strong>Mera Pati Roj Rat Ko Ghar Late Aata Hai</strong>”<br />
Nirmal Baba: “<em><strong>Ek Kam Karo, Ghar Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Do</strong></em>”<br />
Aurat: “<strong>Ji Kaisa Board?</strong>”<br />
Nirmal Baba: “<strong>Yahi Ki, <span style="color: maroon;">Raat Ko 9 Baje Sex Shuru, Pati Ghar Ho Ya Na Ho</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-53023160311224488042012-04-25T10:08:00.000-07:002012-04-25T10:08:57.508-07:00Pakistani Urdu Vs India Ki Hindi & Punajbi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Bhai Jan Aap Mujhe Pareshan Kar Rahe Hain / Yaar Tune Kya Meri Gaand Leni Kar Rakhi Hai /yaar Tu Ki Bund Leni Kitti Aa<br />
Maine Apko Kya Keh Diya / Maine Konsa Teri Gaand Mar Li / Mein Ki Teri Bund Marli<br />
Main Apko Abhi Theek Karta Hoon / Ruk Abhi Teri Bahan Ko Lund Deta Hun / Dena Haan Teri Bhen Nu Lun<br />
Ye Sab Kisne Kiya / Ye Kisne Maa Chudvayi Hai / Aa Kine Ma Chudai Aa<br />
Main Apko Pasand Nahi Karta / Main Teri Gaand Bhi Nahi Maarta / Main Teri Bund Vi Ni Marda<br />
Aap Mere Sath Itna Free Kyun Ho Rahein Hai / Abe Mere Lund Pe Kyu Chadi Jaa Raha Hai / Lun Te Ki Chari Janaa<br />
Aap Bahut Chalak Insaan Ho / Tu Bahut Bada Bahan Ka Lund Hai / Tu Pura Haraam Da E</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-29803682830429728782012-04-25T10:05:00.000-07:002012-04-25T10:05:36.572-07:00Buro Kamo Ki Saza Itni Jaldi Nahi Milti<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Ek Baar Ek Callgirl Jisne Sex Karne Ke Record Tode The,<br />
Achanak Zindagi Se Tang Aakar Suicide Karne Ke Liye Station Gayi,<br />
Aur Taangein Pasaar Kar Patri Par Baith Gayi,<br />
Aur Agle Din Subah Paper Ki Headline Thi “<span style="color: maroon;"><strong>Train Lapata Hai</strong></span>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-16809847861207917252012-04-24T10:35:00.000-07:002012-04-24T10:35:01.958-07:00Dimag Ho Aisa To Kaise Na Mile Choot<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ke Ghar Jata Hai.<br />
Par Uska Dost Ghar Par Nahi Hota Kisi Kam Se Bahar Market Tak Gaya Hota Hai.<br />
Aadmi Uski Biwi Se Puchta Hai: “<strong>Aapke Pati Kab Tak Aa Jayenge?</strong>”<br />
Aurat Bolti Hai: “<em><strong>1 Gante Tak Aa Jayenge</strong></em>”<br />
Aadmi: “<strong>Chalo Thodi Der Yahi Pe Unka Intzar Kar Leta Hoon</strong>”<br />
Aadmi Wahi Sofe Pe Beth Jata Hai, Thodi Der Baad Dost Ki Biwi Se Bolta Hai.<br />
Dost: “<strong>Babhi Ji, Agar Aap Mujhe Apna Ek Boob Dikhayengi To Mein Aapko 500 Rupaye Dunga</strong>”<br />
Pahle To Aurat Sochti Hai Ki Sala Kya Bakwas Kar Raha Hai, Fir Socha Ki Sirf Ek Boob Hi To Dikhana Hai.<br />
Aurat Apna Ek Boob Dikha Deti Hai Aur 500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.<br />
Thodi Der Baad Aadmi Phir Puchta Hai: “<strong>Agar Aap Mujhe Apne Dono Boobs Dikhayengi To Mein 500 Rupaye Aur Dunga</strong>”<br />
Aurat Ye Sunkar Jaldi Se Dono Boobs Dikha Deti Hai Aur 500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.<br />
Aadmi Phir Bola: “<strong>1500 Rupaye Aur Dunga Agar Inhe Chussne Do To</strong>”<br />
Aurat Ne Socha Choosna Hi To Hai 1500 Rupaye Bhi Mil Jayenge.<br />
Aurat Ne Jaldi Se Apni Shirt Utari Aur Boli: “<em><strong>Ye Lo Choos Lo</strong></em>”<br />
Aadmi Choosne Laga Use Aur Maja Aaya. Thodi Der Choosne Ke Baad Phir Kaha.<br />
Aadmi: “<strong>2500 Rupaye Dunga Chut Bhi Dikha Do</strong>”<br />
Aurat Ne Socha Ki Sirf Dikhani Hi To Hai 2500 Rss Mill Jayenge, Khoob Achi Shopping Karungi, Aurat Ne Jeans Utaar Ke Apni Chut Bhi Dikha Di.<br />
Lekin Aadmi Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Sex Karne Ka Man Karne Laga Aur Bola.<br />
Aadmi: “<strong>Babhi Ji, Bas Ek Khawish Aur, Agar Aap Sex Karne De To 5000 Rupaye Aur Dunga</strong>”<br />
Aurat Ne Socha Chalo Ghar Par Bhi Koi Nahi Hai Aur Taste Bhi Change Ho Jayega Aur Paise Bhi Mil Jayenge, Vese Bhi Kisi Ko Kya Pata Lagna Hai<br />
Aadmi Ne Tassali Baksh Us Se Chudayi Ki Aur Sex Karke Paise Dene Ke Baad Bola<br />
Aadmi: “<strong>Acha Lagta Hai Unko Der Ho Jayegi Mein Phir Kabhi Aa Jaunga</strong>”<br />
Aurat Khushi Se Boli: “<em><strong>Haan Ji Jaroor-Jaroor Aaiyega</strong></em>”<br />
Aadmi Ke Niklte Hi Thodi Der Baad Aurat Ka Pati Aa Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.<br />
Pati: “<strong>Mere Kisi Dost Ne Aakar Tumhe 10000 Rupaye To Nahi Diye, Jo Usne Mujhse Kal Udhar Liye The, <span style="color: maroon;">Bol Raha Tha Ki Aaj Ghar De Jaunga</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-68971109735791830772012-04-24T10:29:00.003-07:002012-04-24T10:29:48.932-07:00Punjabi Shayari For Girlfriend<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Chal Ni Kudiye Kachi Khol,<br />
Mumme Tere Gol-Gol,<br />
La Ke Kapde Aaja Kol,<br />
Nange Ho Ke Kariye Ghol,<br />
Ghase Marange Forty-Four,<br />
Munda Hoye Gol-Matol,<br />
Nam Rakhange <strong>Sunny Deol</strong>.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-80222744976506118692012-04-23T09:38:00.002-07:002012-04-23T09:38:52.365-07:00Fauji Aisi To Nahi Hote?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Gaanv Mein Ek Ladki Bhagi Bhagi Ghar Ke Ander Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli<br />
Ladki: “<strong>Maan Foji Aa Raha Hai</strong>”<br />
Maan: “<em><strong>Beti Andar Aaja Fojiyon Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai</strong></em>”<br />
Ladki: “<strong>Magar Maan Foji Sardar Hai</strong>”<br />
Maan: “<em><strong>To Phir Bakriyan Bhi Andar Lele</strong></em>”<br />
Ladki: “<strong>Maan Foji Novjyot Singh Sidhu Hai</strong>”<br />
Maan: “<strong>To Phir Bakriyon Ke Sath Sath <span style="color: maroon;">Murgiyan Bhi Andar Lele</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-39727584189521334562012-04-23T09:37:00.003-07:002012-04-23T09:37:58.579-07:00Kya Se Kya Bana Diya Sajaan Tune Mujhe<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Bacha Kuch Sochta Hua Apni Maa Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Puchha<br />
Beta: “<strong>Mummy, Didi Ko Sab Log Maal Kyun Kehte Hai?</strong>”<br />
Mummy: “<strong>Beta, Shadi Ke Pehle Main Bhi Maal Thi Tere Papa Ne Ghis-Ghis Kar Maal Se L Nikalkar <span style="color: maroon;">Maa Bana Diya</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-31341836702322398422012-04-22T10:24:00.000-07:002012-04-22T10:24:07.659-07:00Kaam Karna Koi Asaan Thode Hai<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Office Mein Nayi Secretary Aayi, Aate Hi Usne Boss Se Pucha<br />
Secretary: “<strong>Sir, Mujhe Roz Kitne Ghante Bethna Padega?</strong>”<br />
Boss: “<strong>Do Option Hai – Bagal Ke Cabin Mein 10 Ghante, <span style="color: maroon;">Ya Phir Mere Ghante Pe 10 Minute</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-68358460515486123912012-04-22T10:21:00.000-07:002012-04-22T10:21:02.011-07:00This Is Old Man Is So Nice<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
A Blind Man Was Walking Down The Street With His Dog.<br />
They Stopped At The Corner To Wait For The Passing Traffic.<br />
The Dog, At This Point, Started Pissing On The Mans Leg.<br />
As The Dog Finished The Man Reached Into His Coat Pocket And Pulled Out A Doggie Treat And Started Waving It At The Dog.<br />
A Passerby Saw All The Events Happening And Was Shocked.<br />
He Approached The Blind Man And Asked How He Could Possibly Reward The Dog For Such A Nasty Deed.<br />
The Blind Man Replied “<strong>Oh I’m Not Rewarding Him, I’m Just Trying To Find His Head <span style="color: maroon;">So I Can Kick His Fuckin’ Ass</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-83481552951166285682012-04-21T10:36:00.001-07:002012-04-21T10:36:26.075-07:00Biwi Se Syanpanti Nahi Karni Chahiye<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div style="margin: 10px 0px;">
"Bahut Se Log Apni Biwiyo Se Syanpanti Karte Hai Aur Sochte Hai Ki Budhu Banaye, Par Is Biwi Ne To Haal Behaal Kar Diye"</div>
<blockquote>
Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Tha Aur Har Mahine Biwi Ko Paise Bheja Karta Tha<br />
Ek Bar Us Ne Apni Biwi Ko Khat Likha: “<strong>Is Mahine Salary Ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej Raha Hoon</strong>”<br />
Biwi Bhi Puri Tez Thi Palat Ke Jawab Bheja: “Aap Ki Salary Ke Badle 100 Kiss Milay, Hisab Bhej Rahi Hoon:<br />
Doodh Wala 2 Kiss Mein Hi Maan Gaya,<br />
Teacher Ko 7 Deni Padi,<br />
Sabzi Wala 7 Main Nahi Mana To 9 Dene Padi,<br />
Kiryanewala 9 Kiss Se Nahi Mana To Usko 5 Aur Di,<br />
Makaan Malik To Roz 6-7 Le Hi Jata Hai,<br />
Aap Chinta Mat Karna, Mere Pass Approx 35 Aur Hai, <span style="color: maroon;"><strong>Yeh Mahina Aaram Se Kat Jayega</strong></span>.”</blockquote>
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-4069527930467673962012-04-21T10:35:00.000-07:002012-04-21T10:35:08.943-07:00Yaar Ese Na Kar Chusne De<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Ladki: “<strong>Jaanu Mere Muh Mein Daalo, Main Choosungi</strong>”<br />
Ladka: “<em><strong>Nahi Nahi, Tum Kha Gayi To Main Kya Karunga?</strong></em>”<br />
<span id="more-2419"></span>Ladki: “<strong>Yaar Itne Kanjus Na Bano, <span style="color: maroon;">Tum Doosri Cornetto Le Lena</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-75569100761999534172012-04-21T10:33:00.000-07:002012-04-21T10:33:34.959-07:00Who Was In Charge?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Once Time All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting, Trying To Decide Who Was In Charge.<br />
The Brain Said: “<strong>I Should Be In Charge, Because I Run All The Body’s Systems, So Without Me Nothing Would Happen</strong>”<br />
The Heart Said: “<em><strong>I Should Be In Charge, Because I Pump The Blood And Circulate Oxygen All Over The Body, So Without Me You’d All Waste Away.</strong></em>”<br />
The Stomach Said: “<strong>I Should Be In Charge, Because I Process Food And Give All Of You Energy.</strong>”<br />
The Rectum Said: “<em><strong>I Should Be In Charge, Because I’m Responsible For Waste Removal.</strong></em>”<br />
All The Other Body Parts Laughed At The Rectum And Insulted Him, So In A Huff, He Shut Down Tight.<br />
Within A Few Days, The Brain Had A Terrible Headache, The Stomach Was Bloated, And The Blood Was Toxic.<br />
Eventually The Other Organs Gave In. They All Agreed That The Rectum Should Be The Boss.<br />
The Moral Of The Story? <span style="color: maroon;"><strong>The Asshole Is Always In Charge</strong>.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-69798173182781429992012-04-21T10:31:00.003-07:002012-04-21T10:31:31.601-07:00Din Raat Dikhe Bas Mujhe Ek Hi Cheez<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Pappu Ne Santa Se Puchha: “<strong>Papa, Mummy Ke Do Aur Cow Ke Chaar Kyu Hote Hai?</strong>”<br />
Santa: “<em><strong>Madarchod, Kaha Se Sikh Ke Aaya Hai Ye Sab Tu</strong></em>”<br />
Pappu: “<strong>Papa, Main To Taangon (Legs) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hoon, <span style="color: maroon;">Apko To Din Raat Bas Chuchi Hi Dikhti Hai</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-74422591129833253112012-04-19T10:01:00.000-07:002012-04-19T10:01:40.834-07:00Use With Caution<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A Man In Hurry By Mistake Uses Ladies Toilet In A Five Star Hotel.<br />
He Sits Down And Notices 4 Buttons- <strong>WW, WA, PP & APR</strong>.<br />
Curious, He Presses WW & He Is Gently Sprayed With <strong>Warm Water</strong>,<br />
Then WA, A Blast Of <strong>Warm Air</strong> Dries Him.<br />
Then PP, A <strong>Powder Puff</strong> Which Left Him Smelling Fresh.<br />
Feeling Pampered He Presses APR.<br />
Next Day He Wakes Up In Hospital.<br />
He Asked the nurse: “<strong>What Happened To Me, All I Remember Is I Pressed APR</strong>”<br />
A Nurse Smiled And Said “APR Meant <strong>Automatic Pad Remover</strong> Your Cock And Balls Are In This Jar, If You Want, Take Them.”</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-19058787742993233962012-04-19T09:55:00.000-07:002012-04-19T09:55:21.724-07:00Tharki Aunti, Pappu Ki Deewani<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Jawan Ladka Apni Jawan Aunti Ke Sath Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha,<br />
Jab Bhi Aunti Ke Boobs Uski Kamar Par Lagte To Wo Kahta,<br />
Ladka: “<strong>Na Pappu Na Ye Aunti Hai</strong>”<br />
Ghar Aa Ke Aunti Ne Use Pucha: “<em><strong>Tu Kis Pappu Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha?</strong></em>”<br />
Ladke Ne Sharmate Hue Kaha: “<strong>Mera Baar-Baar Khada Ho Raha Tha To Main Isko Samjha Raha Tha Ke Pappu Khada Na Ho Ye Aunti Hai</strong>”<br />
Aunti Khushi Se Boli: “<strong>Hat Pagal, Tu Pappu Ko Na Rok, Aunti To Main Teri Hoon <span style="color: maroon;">Pappu Ki To Nahi</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-42198076936797733332012-04-18T10:08:00.002-07:002012-04-18T10:08:51.034-07:00In Order To Get Good Job<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">According To William Sexfear Research<br />
In Order To Get Good Job In Good Company A Boy Require 100% Talent.<br />
Where As Girls Require Only 4% Talent .. Remaining Is ( 36 ) )24( ( 36 ) = 96 %</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-47102174088121632592012-04-18T10:07:00.002-07:002012-04-18T10:07:57.635-07:00Jaisi Karni Vaisi Hi Bharni Ka Example<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Pankaj Naam Ke Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, To Usne Apna Dimag Lagaya Aur Poore Sheher Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai.<br />
Fatafatt Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, To Usne Ek Khubsurat Si Ladki Pasand Karke Shadi Kar Li<br />
Suhag Raat Ko Patni Puchati Hai: “<strong>Arrey Apka Doosra Lund Kahan Hai?</strong>”<br />
Pankaj Ne Dimag Lgaya Aur Bola: “<em><strong>Wo Doosra Lund Pados Wale Sharmaji Le Gaye Hai.</strong></em>”<br />
Patni Ne Bhi Kaha Chal Koi Baat Nahi Aur Dono Ki Aram Se Zindagi Beetne Lag Gayi<br />
Kuch Dino Ke Baad Pankaj Ko Kisi Kaam Se Shahar Se Bahar Jana Pada, Teen-Chaar Din Ke Baad Aata Hai To Biwi Uske Aate Hi Ladna Shuru Kar Deti Hai.<br />
Pankaj Bechare Ko Samajh Nahi Aati Aur Vo Hairan Hokar Puchta Hai: “<strong>Arrey Hua Kya Hai?</strong>”<br />
Biwi Gusse Se Bolti Hai: “<em><strong>Mene Aap Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Nahi Dekha</strong></em>”<br />
Pankaj Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: “<strong>Kyu Mene Kya Kiya?</strong>”<br />
Biwi: “<strong>Aap Ne Chota Wala Lund Apne Paas Rakh Liya Aur <span style="color: maroon;">Badewala Sharma Ji Ko Kyon Diya?</span></strong>“</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-82646278355191095872012-04-17T09:08:00.000-07:002012-04-17T09:08:59.721-07:00Fass To Bechara Fir Bhi Gaya<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Ek Aadmi Ek Aisi Bus Mein Ghus Gaya Jisme Saare Sardar Hi Bethe Hue The,<br />
Jaisi Hi Vo Ek Seat Pe Betha, Sath Wale Sardar Ne Usko Kaha: “<strong>Chal Bhai Ek Joke Suna</strong>”<br />
Aadmi Bechare Ki To Ye Sunte Hi Fat Gayi, Ki Joke Kaise Sunau?<br />
Saare Joke To Sardaro Pe Hi Hote Hain, Agar Maine Sunaya To Ye Log Mujhe Marne Lagenge.<br />
Usne Mana Kar Diya Ki Mujhe Koi Joke Nahi Aata.<br />
To Sardar Bola: “<strong>Saale Joke Sunaa Nahi To Abhi Peetna Shuru Kar Denge</strong>”<br />
Bechara Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Usne Apna Dimaag Laga Ke Joke Sunana Shuru Kar Diya,<br />
Woh Bola: “<strong>Ek Bihari Tha</strong>”<br />
Uska Ye Bolna Hi Tha Ki 3-4 Sardaro Ne Use Thappad Marne Shuru Kar Diye,<br />
Aur Bole: “<strong>Bhosdi Ke Sardaar Saare Mar Gaye, Jo Tune Iss Joke Mein Bihaari Ko Ghusa Diya</strong>.”</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-85672004912770509232012-04-17T09:05:00.000-07:002012-04-17T09:05:23.092-07:00Shayari Pyare Se Dost Pe<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="subjoke"><blockquote>Chahat Hai Tu,<br />
Hasrat Hai Tu,<br />
Umeed Hai Tu,<br />
Takdir Hai Tu,<br />
Imaan Hai Tu,<br />
Yaar Hai Tu,<br />
Armaan Hai Tu.<br />
Short Form… “<span style="color: maroon;"><strong>C.H.U.T.I.Y.A</strong></span>” Hai Tu.<br />
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</div></div></div></blockquote></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7758647817039705390.post-51521434277314245282012-04-16T10:28:00.002-07:002012-04-16T10:28:34.113-07:00Cricket Ka Deewana Shayar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,<br />
Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,<br />
Lekin Taqdir To Dekho…<br />
Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0