Ek Dhamaka Offer

Dhamaka Offer… Dhamaka Offer… Dhamaka Offer…
Purana Underwear Do, Aur Naya Underwear Le Jao.
Naye Underwear Ke Sath Sath, Ek Lund Bhi Free Le Jaye,
Pehle 50 Khush Naseebon Ki Gaand Bhi Free Mein Maari Jayegi.

Bachhe Bahlana Itna Asaan Nahi Hai Ab

Ek Doctor Muslim Bache Ke Khatne Ke Liye Aaya.
Bachhe Ka Dhayan Bhatkane Ke Liye Doctor Ne Usko Bola.
Doctor: “Beta, Wo Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya”
Bachha Gusse Se Bola: “Chidiya Gayi Maa Chudane, Tu Niche Dekh, Tatte Mat Kaat Diyo“

English Juban Ki Problem

Ek Dakiye Ki Nokari Ke Akhiri Din Thha, Vo Ek Ghar Mein Chithi Dene Gaya.
To Ghar Ki Malkin Ne Use Ander Bulaya Nashta Karvaya Aur, Khane Ke Baad Bister Pe Le Jake Tasalli Baksh Sex Kiya.
Uske Baad Usne Use 100/- Rupaye Diye.
Dakiya Bechare Ne Hairan Pareshan Ho Kar Aurat Se Pucha: “Hey Bhagwaan, Ye Sab To Bahut Achha Raha, Lekin Ye 100/- Rupaye Kisliye?”
Aurat Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Vo Aaj Aapki Naukri Ka Akhiri Din Tha To Mene Apne Pati Se Pucha Tha Ki Aapke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye”
To Pati Bole: “Fuck Him, Use 100/- Rupaye Dedo, Par Nashte Ka Vichar Mera Tha“

Bhagwan Ke Liye Ab Bas Bhi Karo

Ek Ladka Apni Premika Ke Sath Bahar Gumane Ke Baad Use Ghar Tak Chodne Aata Hai,
Jab Ve Ghar Ke Darwaaje Par Pahunchte Hai To Ladka Apna Ek Hath Diwaar Par Tika Kar Thoda Jhukta Hua Premika Se Bola.
Ladka: “Janu, Kya Tum Mera Lund Chus Sakti Ho?”
Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Tum Pagal To Nahi Ho Gaye Ho?”
Ladka: “Chinta Mat Karo, Ye Fatafatt Ho Jayega, Koi Samasya Nahi Hai”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Nahi, Koi Dekh Lega, Koi Rishtedaar Ya Padosi”
Ladka: “Raat Ke Is Samaye Koi Nahi Dekhega”
Ladki: “Mene Pehle Hi Keh Diya, Nahi Matlab Nahi”
Ladka: “Yaar, Is Ek Chote Se Kaam Ke Liye Kyu Tadpa Rahi Ho Mujhe, Raat Ko Mujhe Chain Ki Neend Aa Jayegi.”
Ladki: “Nahi”
Ladka: “Meri Jaan Aisa Mat Karo Please”
Tabhi Ladki Ki Choti Bahan Uljhe Baal Lekar, Night-Dress Mein Aakhein Malte Hue Darwaje Par Aayi Aur Boli.
Bahan: “Dady Ka Kahna Hai Ki Tum Uska Lund Chus Lo, Ya Phir Main Choos Doon, Nahi To Wo Khud Aakar Choosenge, Magar Bhagwaan Ke Liye Apne Boyfriend Se Kaho Ki Door Bell Se Apna Hath Hata Le“