Haye Mera Imandar Beta

Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha,
Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola.
Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon”
Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai”
Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap: “Ek Bori To La Hi Sakta Hai Na?”
Ladka: “Samjha Karo Na Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap Kuch Soch Kar: “Achha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar Cement Hi La De”
Ladka Hairani Se: “Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karoge?”
Baap: “Teri Maa Ki Chut Par Lagaunga, Taki Koi Dusra Imandaar Beta Peida Na Ho“