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Friday 6 April 2012

Divorced But Still Virgin

On The Wedding Night.
Wife: “Hey Be Gentle Please .. Its My First Time On Bed
Husband Shocked: “What? But You Have Been Divorced Three Times
Wife: “Yes
My 1st Husband Was A “PhilosopherHe Only Talked About It.
2nd Was “GynecologistHe Just Kept Looking At It.
3rd Was “EngineerHe Needed A Year To Design A New Way To Do It.
And You Are A “Politician” So This Time I Know I Am Going To Be “Fu-Ked” Like The Whole Country.

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