Wednesday, 19 October 2011

How About The Ones Like Mine?”

Wife: “I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thick Ones Went For Twenty Dollars.
Husband: “How About The Ones Like Mine?
Wife: “Those They Gave Away.
Husband: “I Had A Dream Too…I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Cunts. The Pretty Ones Went For A Thousand Dollars, And The Little Tight Ones Went For Two Thousand.
Wife: “And How Much For The Ones Like Mine?
Husband: “That’s Where They Held The Auction.

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