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Monday 28 November 2011

KLPD Ho Gayi Bechare Santa Ki

Apne Santa Singh Ji Kayi Dino Se Apni Biwi Se Door Thhe.
Ek Din Ghumne Nikle To Kadam Behak Gaye Aur Red Line Area Mein Pahoonch Gaye.
Ek Dalal Ne Santa Ko Dekha Toh Woh Uske Peeche Pad Gaya.
Santa Se Bola Yahan Ek Bahut Hasin Cheez Hai Tabiyat Khush Ho Jayegi.
Santa: “Paisi Kitni Legi?
Dalal: “Palang Ke 500, Khat Par Karoge To 200 Aur 100 Mein Chatai
Santa Ne Socha Kabhi Chatai Par Nahi Kiya Aur Phir Paise Bhi To Kam Lag Rahe Hain, Usne Chatai Ke Liye Haami Bhar Di.
Dalal Use Ek Makaan Mein Legaya, Aur Bola Tum Intezaar Karo Main Abhi Ladki Ko Bhejta Hoon.
Thodi Der Baad Ek Khubsoorat Ladki Aayi Aur Santa Ke Samne Saare Kapde Utaar Kar Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: “Yeh Kya Hai?
Ladki: “100 Rs Mein Tumne Chatai Tay Ki Thi, Abb Chato Aur Jaao

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