Ladki Ke Nakhre Chudne Tak

16 Saal Ki Ladki Ke Set Hone Se Chudne Tak 16 Nakhre:
1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo
2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon
3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi
4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi
5. Main Aa To Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi
6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega
7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai
8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans To Mat Utaro
9. O.K. Udaas Mat Hovo Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi
10. Yaar Light Band Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai
11. Ye To Bahut Lamba Hai, Ander Hi Nahi Jayega
12. Suna Hai Pahli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai
13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna Zor Se Mat Dalna
14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Plz Bahar Nikalo
15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dalo Na
16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do.

Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai?

Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe Thhe
Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha: “Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai?”
Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
Pappu: “Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai“

Randi Ki Atamkatha Shayarana Andaaz Mein

Main Aayi Shehar Mein Logo Ne Mujhe Ghoora,
Bra Kholi Aur Mera Doodh Pee Gaye Poora,
Ramu Chacha Aaye Aur Mera Daam Bol Diya,
Kuch Kahu Uske Pehle Mera Nada Khol Diya,
Unki Ye Harkat Mujhe Lagi To Bahut Achi Thi,
Agle Hi Pal Unke Hath Mein Meri Kachhi Thi,
Bed Pe Chadar Bichi Rang Birangi Thi,
Kuchh Hi Palon Mein Main Poori Nangi Thi,
Unke Paas Na Koi I-Pill Na Koi Nirodh Tha,
Mere Man Mein Sirf Isi Baat Ka Virodh Tha,
Usne Pakad Ke Mujhe Zor Se Bed Pe Gira Diya
Bina Kuch Kahe Apna Pura Andar Mere Dal Diya
Dard To Hui Mujhe Bahut Par Pee Gayi Main Thodi Thodi
Chacha Ne Ab Dekh Mujhe Kaha Beta Ban Ja Ab Tu Godi
Chudne Se Pehle Jitna Main Darr Aur Gabra Rahi Thi
Ab Utna Aur Jyada Main Uska Apne Ander Le Rahi Thi
Lund Meri Choot Ki Waadiyo Mein Jane Kaha Kho Gaya,
Ab Niche Dekhiye Kahi Aapka Bhi Khada To Nahi Ho Gaya.

Baniye Logo Ki Delivery Itni Sasti Kyu?

Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein,
Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha.
Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?”
Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai”
Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?”
Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye Choot Ke Aage 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai“

What A Tester

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.
A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.
The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him
They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.
Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”
Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed
He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.
The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“
He Got The Job

Kis Desh Ki Police Sabse Bhadiya Hai?

Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Bhadiya Hai.
Har Koi Apne Desh Ki Police Ko Behtar Bata Raha Tha, Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye.
To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chod Diya,
Aur Chaar Ghante Baad America Ki Police Ko Sher Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.
America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya.
Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.
Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya.
Sher Ko Phir Se Jungle Main Chod Diya Aur Indian Police Ko Bheja Gaya.
Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi.
To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Ghus Gaye.
Ghane Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi
Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “Kabool Kar Bahan Ke Laude, Ki Main Hi Sher Hoon“

Apne To Apne Hote Hai

Jhuke Lund Ke Bhi Sapne Hote Hai,
Chut Milne Ke Bhi Nagme Hote Hai,
Agar Khada Na Ho Apka Kabhi Chodne Mein,
To Hamein Yaad Karna Kyun Ki Apne To Apne Hote Hai.