Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?”
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab”
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?”
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata”
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein”
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye“

How Do You Know That?

On First Nite Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity.
Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fuck So Well”
Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How Do You Know I Fucked So Well“

Nazar Na Lage Tere Mere Pyar Ko

Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Jaanu Ek Baat Kahoon?”
Ladki: “Kaho Na”
Ladka: “Darling Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Mat Batana”
Ladki: “Suman Ko Toh Zaroor Bataongi, Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Randi Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo Tujh Se Pyar Karega“

Shoaib-Sania Ke Uper Shayari

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shoaib-Sania Ke Uper Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Sania Se Shadi Ke Chakkar Mein Woh Itna Khush Hai “Chodumal”
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Sania Se Shadi Ke Chakkar Mein Woh Itna Khush Hai “Chodumal”
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Shayad Woh Janta Nahi Ke Spinner Ko Kabhi Opening Nahi Milti.

Ajab Sex Ki Gajab Kahani

Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.
Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte Hai”
Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein Doondta Hoon”
Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Mein Poora Ander Longi?”
Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka Toh?”
Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi“

Neki Na Karne Ki Saza

Pandit Ji Ek Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.
Ek Admi Ne Unko Khidki Mein Se Dekh Liya Or Hairani Se Poocha.
Aadmi: “Pandit Ji, Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pandit Ji Ke Ye Sunte Hi Tote Udd Gaye Aur Gabra Gaye. Par Achanak Dimag Kam Kiya Aur Bole.
Pandit Ji: “Jo Log Nek Kaam Nahi Karenge Ussko Yahi Saza Milegi“