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Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Savita Aunty Ki Billi

Chota Ladka Bhaga Bhaga Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Se Bola
Ladka: “Mummy Mummy Savita Aunty Ki Billi Ne Daru Pee Lee”
Mummy Hairan Hote Hue: “Arrey, Tumhe Kaise Pata?”
Ladka: “Wo Papa Aunty Se Keh Rahe The Savita Teri Pussy Bahut Nasheeli Hai“

Height Of Facebook Update

Height Of Facebook Update:
“Suhaag Raat Hain Ghunghat Utha Raha Hoon Main”
…………………….. 25 Likes,
And…………….. 1 Comment,
“Keep On Updating We Are Online“

Fir Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?

Shadi Ke Agle Din Muslim Ladke Se Uske Dosto Ne Pucha
Dost: “Kaisa Raha?”
Ladka Rote Hue: “Yaaro, Kabhi Apne Relatives Mein Shadi Mat Karna, Zara Sa Zor Lagaya To Boli Aamir Bhai Aaram Se“

Make Me Feel Like A Wife

A Hot Girl Removes Her Jeans Tells To Her Boyfriend,
Girl: “Make Me Feel Like A Wife”
The Boy Also Removes His Jeans And Says,
Boy: “Wash Both The Jeans“