Ladiyo Ke Liye Sujhav, Baba Saxidas Ji Ka

"Hamare Baba Ji Hamesha Ladko Ko Hi Shiksha Dete Rahte Hai, Par Aaj Unhone Pahli Bar Ladkiyo Ko Ek Sujhav Diya Hai, Batana Jarur Ki Kaisa Laga ;)"

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki Ladkiyo Ko Apni Shave Regular Karte Rahna Chahiye
Ab Aap Ladkiya Soch Rahi Hongi Ki Kyu?
Isliye Ki Agar Baal Jyada Badd Jayenge To Unmein Jue Pad Sakti Hai
Ab Agar Jue Padengi To Unka Dil Udhar Khujli Karne Ka Bhi Karega
Khujli To Hath Se Karni Padegi, Aur Jab Udhar Hath Lagega To Maja Bhi Aayega
Aur Jab Maja Aayega To Fir Aur Maja Lene Ka Dil Karega.
Hath Se Jab Dil Bhar Jayega To Fir Koi Boy Friend Banane Ka Dil Karega.
Aur Aage To Aap Ladkiya Sayani Hi Ho.
Isliye Agar Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakkar Se Bachna Hai To Regular Shave Karti Raha Karo.

Ladki Ne Shayad Sprite Pee Thi

Ladka Apni Premika Ko Lekar Ek Hotel Mein Gaya
Khana Peena Khane Ke Baad Jab Sone Ki Baari Aayi To Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha
Ladka: “Hello Darling, Nind Nahi Aa Rahi Hai Sex Ho Jaye?”
Ladki Gusse Se: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke Meri Choot Mein Kon Sa Teri Maan Loriyan Gaa Rahi Hai, Jo Tujhe Nind Aa Jayegi, Muthh Maar Aur So Ja”
Ladki Ne Shayad Sprite Pee Thi, Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwas …. :p

Khwaishein Chotte Bachho Ki

"Teen Bachho Ki Story, Jo Aap Logo Ko Sochne Pe Majbur Kar Degi Ki Aaj Ke Time Mein Akhir Ho Kya Raha Hai?"

Teen Bache, Karib 12-12 Saal Ke, Ghar Ke Bahar Khel Rahe The,
Wahi 2 Gaadiyan Ek Lancer Aur Dusri Honda City Khadi Thi.
Pehle Bache Ki Khwaish Badi Thi, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Chandi Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Lancer Kharid Sakun”
Dusra Kaafi Pahuncha Hua Tha, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Sone Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Honda City Kharid Sakun”
Teesra Chup Tha, Dono Ne Vajah Puchhi: “Abe Tujhe Chandi Ke Baal Chahiye Ya Sone Ke?”
Teesra Bola: “Na Main Sone Ke Baal Chahta Hoon, Na Chandi Ke, Main Apni Body Ke Ek Khas Hisse Pe Baal Chahta Hoon, Wo Baal Meri Behan Ke Paas Hai Aur Ye Dono Gaadiya Usi Ki Hain“

A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth

A Great Thinker Once Said:
A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth ….

Can Be A Dentist.
Shame On Your Dirty Thinking.

Divorced But Still Virgin

On The Wedding Night.
Wife: “Hey Be Gentle Please .. Its My First Time On Bed”
Husband Shocked: “What? But You Have Been Divorced Three Times”
Wife: “Yes”
My 1st Husband Was A “Philosopher” He Only Talked About It.
2nd Was “Gynecologist” He Just Kept Looking At It.
3rd Was “Engineer” He Needed A Year To Design A New Way To Do It.
And You Are A “Politician” So This Time I Know I Am Going To Be “Fu-Ked” Like The Whole Country.

Jaisa Baap Vaisa Beta

Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Baap Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Santa: “Papa, Mene Biwi Ko S.M.S Kiya Ke Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga”
Ghanta Singh: “Firr??”
Santa: “Main Ghar Aaya To Wo Kisi Aur Ke Sath Bister Pe Thi”
Ghanta Singh Kuch Sochte Hue: “Beta, Dil Chhota Na Kar Sms Nahi Mila Hoga“

 

Beware Of Doctors

A Lady Died Of Aids Because Her Doctor Made A Mistake In Prescription.
He Wrote, Make Frequent Changes In ‘Males‘ Instead Of ‘Meals‘ Beware Of Doctors.