Khwaishein Chotte Bachho Ki

"Teen Bachho Ki Story, Jo Aap Logo Ko Sochne Pe Majbur Kar Degi Ki Aaj Ke Time Mein Akhir Ho Kya Raha Hai?"

Teen Bache, Karib 12-12 Saal Ke, Ghar Ke Bahar Khel Rahe The,
Wahi 2 Gaadiyan Ek Lancer Aur Dusri Honda City Khadi Thi.
Pehle Bache Ki Khwaish Badi Thi, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Chandi Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Lancer Kharid Sakun”
Dusra Kaafi Pahuncha Hua Tha, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Sone Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Honda City Kharid Sakun”
Teesra Chup Tha, Dono Ne Vajah Puchhi: “Abe Tujhe Chandi Ke Baal Chahiye Ya Sone Ke?”
Teesra Bola: “Na Main Sone Ke Baal Chahta Hoon, Na Chandi Ke, Main Apni Body Ke Ek Khas Hisse Pe Baal Chahta Hoon, Wo Baal Meri Behan Ke Paas Hai Aur Ye Dono Gaadiya Usi Ki Hain“

A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth

A Great Thinker Once Said:
A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth ….

Can Be A Dentist.
Shame On Your Dirty Thinking.

Divorced But Still Virgin

On The Wedding Night.
Wife: “Hey Be Gentle Please .. Its My First Time On Bed”
Husband Shocked: “What? But You Have Been Divorced Three Times”
Wife: “Yes”
My 1st Husband Was A “Philosopher” He Only Talked About It.
2nd Was “Gynecologist” He Just Kept Looking At It.
3rd Was “Engineer” He Needed A Year To Design A New Way To Do It.
And You Are A “Politician” So This Time I Know I Am Going To Be “Fu-Ked” Like The Whole Country.

Jaisa Baap Vaisa Beta

Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Baap Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Santa: “Papa, Mene Biwi Ko S.M.S Kiya Ke Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga”
Ghanta Singh: “Firr??”
Santa: “Main Ghar Aaya To Wo Kisi Aur Ke Sath Bister Pe Thi”
Ghanta Singh Kuch Sochte Hue: “Beta, Dil Chhota Na Kar Sms Nahi Mila Hoga“

 

Beware Of Doctors

A Lady Died Of Aids Because Her Doctor Made A Mistake In Prescription.
He Wrote, Make Frequent Changes In ‘Males‘ Instead Of ‘Meals‘ Beware Of Doctors.

Hindu Ladke Se Shadi Karne Ke Fayde

Muslim Ladki Ke Fayde Ek Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi Karne Ke.
Burkhe Se Aajadi,
7-8 Deliveries Se Rahat,
Talak Ka Koi Khatra Nahi,
Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri Lulli.

Warning On A T-Shirt Of A Girl

Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
“Statutory Warning: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside“