Achieving Your Target

Achieving Your Target In Studies Is Just Like Being Pregnant.
Everyone Congratulates You On The Outcome,
But No One Knows How Many Times You Got Fu-Ked.

Bhagwaan Ke Naam Par Roti Milegi?

Pet Ki Aag Bhujane Ke Liye Akhir Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta, Aur Kahte Hai Pet Ki Bukh Ke Aage Aur Koi Bukh Nahi Rukti."

Bikhari Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Bola
Bhikari: “Babuji, Bhagwaan Ke Naam Par Roti Milegi?”
Babuji: “Akela Hoon Ghar Pe Koi Aurat Nahi Hai”
Bhikari: “Babuji, Taqleef Pet Mein Hai Lund Mein Nahi, Roti Maangi Hai Choot Nahi“

Films Ke Naam Ka Chakkar

Santa Banta Ek Din Film Se Related Baat Kar Rahe The To Achanak Se Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “Deepa Mehta Ne Ek Film Lesbeens Par Banayi Naam Rakha Fire Ab Wo Gay Ke Upar Film Bana Rahi Hai Socho Uska Naam Kya Hoga?”
Banta: “Pata Nahi”
Santa: “Backfire“

Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“

Dalna Hai To Dalo Nahi To Rahne Do

"Yaar Tum Logo Ki Marji Hai Dalo Chahe Na Dalo. Acha Lage To Dal Dena Nahi To Rahne Dena, Aurat Ho Ya Mard Bas Dal Do... Par Kya?"

Tumhara Farz Hai Dalna,
Tumhra Haq Hai Dalna,
Acha Lage To Dalo,
Bharosa Ho To Dalo,
Jaha Marzi Dalo,
Jisko Marzi Dalo,
Orat Ko Dalo – Ya Mard Ko Dalo … “Vote“

Husbands Are Like Owls

Teena: “What Do You Think About Husbands?”
Meena: “They Are Like Owls”
Teena: “Why?”
Meena: “They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Night“

Bachte Bachte Bachha Ho Hi Gaya

Naukrani Apna Sara Samaan Pack Karke Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi,
Jate Hue Apni Maalkin Se Mili Aur Boli.
Naukrani: “Malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi Hun, Main Pregnent Hoon”
Malkin: “Mubarak Ho, Klawati”
Naukrani: “Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Nahi Hua“