Intelligent Boyfriend

A Boy With A Girlfriend Entered A Jewellery Shop On A Saturday & Choose A Diamond Ring Worth 8 Lakhs For Her Girlfriend,
He Gave A Cheque And Said He’ll Collect The Ring On Monday After The Cheque Is Cleared.
On Monday Jeweler Called The Boy And Said,
Jeweler: “There’s No Money In Your Bank A/C”
Boy: “I Know But You Can’t Imagine What A Weekend I Had With My Girlfriend“

Haaye Re Tensions Hi Tensions

Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi 3 Din Se Beemar Thhi, Bechara Tension Mein Thha
Ghar Se Dawayi Lene Ke Liye Nikla To Baarish Shuru Ho Gayi, Tension Aur Bad Gayi
Baarish Ruki To Jaisi Hi Ghar Se Nikla To Bike Puncture Ho Gayi, Bechara Fir Tension Mein
Bike Ko Puncture Lagvaya To Thodi Door Jane Ke Baad Ek Aurat Ne Use Awaj Di, Usko Tension Hui Ki Ye Kon Hai Jisne Awaj Lagayi
Usne Aurat Se Pucha To Usne Bataya Ki Vo Pregnant Hai Usko Hospital Le Jao, Bechara Aur Tension Mein Aa Gaya
Fir Bhi Insaniyat Ke Nate Usne Uski Help Ki Aur Hospital Le Gaya, Pata Chala Doctor Abhi Nahi Aya, Bechare Ki Tension Aur Bad Gayi
Doctor Jab Aya To Usne Operation Karne Se Mana Kar Diya Ki Iske Pati Ko Lao, Aadmi Ko Aur Tension Ho Gayi
Par Usne Apna Faraz Nibhate Hue Kaha Ki Main Hi Iska Pati Hun, Ab Tension Ye Thhi Ki Bachha Hoga Bhi Nahi
Doctor Ne Usko Aake Kaha Ki Ladka Hua Hai, Ab Vo Jaisi Hi Jane Laga To Aurat Ne Awaj De Ke Kaha Patidev Kaha Ja Rahe Ho. Sun Ke Tension Extreme Ho Gayi
Usne Kaha Ki Maine To Operation Ho Jaye Isliye Kaha Tha Ki Pati Hun, Par Aurat Ne Kaha Ki Yahi Mera Pati Hai, Tension Se Sir Fatne Ko Ho Gaya
Usne Kaha Ki Doctor Mera Test Kar Lo, Doctor Ne Test Kiya To Pata Chala Ki Vo To Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakta Tha, Ye Sochkar Uski Tension Hadd Se Jyada Badd Gayi
Jaisi Hi Bahar Aya To Socha Ki Ghar Mein Jo Do Bache Hai Fir Vo Kiske Hai, Bas Is Tension Se Vo Vahi Behosh Ho Gaya
So Dosto Aaj Ke Time Jidhar Bhi Jao Tensions Hi Tensions Hai, So Jara Dhayan Se Jiyo

Sachii Ghatna Daheradun Ki

Ek Sachhi Ghatna Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Rooh Tak Kaap Jati Hai,Lekin Zalimon Ke Hath Tak Nahi Kaape
Daheradun Ki 17 Saal Ki Ladki, Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke Khelne Kudne Ke The,
Uske Sage Mama Aur Mami Ne Behla Fusla Kar Patakar Usse

Engineering Ka Form Bharva Hi Diya.

Ise Kahte Hai Kismatwala

Ladka Shaadi Ke Pehle Apni Hone Wali Biwi Ko Doctor Ke Paas Virginity Test Ke Liye Le Gaya.
Test Ke Baad Doctor Khush Hote Hue Ladke Ko Bola: “Congrates, You Are So Lucky, Mera Badi Mushkil Se Andar Gaya“

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip And When You Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy & Tight Hole Makes You Feel Better?
Vicks Inhaler

Where Is My Car?

A Man Walks Out Of A Bar, Stumbling Back And Forth With A Key In His Hand. A Cop On The Beat Sees Him, And Approaches.
Cop: “Can I Help You, Sir?”
Man: “Yesssh! Sssshomebody Ssshtole My Car!”
The Cop Asks: “Where Was Your Car The Last Time You Saw It?”
Man: “It Wasssh At The End Of Thisssh Key!”
The Cop Next Looks Down And That The Man’s Member Is Being Exhibited For All The World To See.
He Asks The Man: “Sir, Are You Aware That You Are Exposing Yourself?”
The Man Looks Down Woefully And Without Missing A Beat, Moans: “Ohhh God . . . They Got My Girlfriend Too!!!“

Santa Banta Bhi Kamaal Hai, Kuch Nahi Sochte

Santa Banta Ka Ek Din Movie Dekhne Ka Program Bana.
Jaisi Hi Cinema Pahunche To Santa Ne Ticket Counter Par House Full Ka Board Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Maa Ki Choot Band Ho Gayi Sali”
Banta Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Oye Aaja Aaja Koi Baat Nahi, Bahan Ki Choot Black Mein To Mill Rahi Hai Na“