Pyar Mein Galti Karna Galat Hai

Kafi Time Tak Affair Chalne Ke Baad Ek Din Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha.
Ladka: “Hum Dono Kafi Time Se Sath Hai Aur Agar Bhagwan Ne Chahaa To Aur Hum Mile To Shadi Kar Lenge, Aur Kuch Galat Ho Gaya To Alag Ho Jayenge”
Ladki Kuch Soch Kar Boli: “Par, Galti Kis Ke Paas Rahegi?“

Cant Sex Today

Husband Climbs On The Bed Naked Wanting To Get Really Saucy With His Wife.
To His Dismay, The Wife Told Him That She Has Headache.
The Husband Then Got Off Bed Went To The Kitchen And Came Back.
Then Told Her, “Okay, I Have Powdered My Dick With Aspirin. You Want To Take It Orally Or As Injection“

Gabbar Aur Sambha Ki Story

Gabbar Shooting Karte Hue Sambha Se Bolta Hai.
Gabbar: “Gande”
Samba: “Tu Ganda”
Gabbar Gusse Se: “Gande”
Samba: “Tu Ganda”
Gabbar Gusse Se: “Abbey Bhonsdi Ke Gun De Gun“

Different Stages Of Girl’s Age

You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged:- 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?"

At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story“

Muth Marte Pakde Jane Pe Kya Bahana Mare?

Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaje Ke Pass Wale Bench Pe Betha Muth Mar Raha Thha.
Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai Aur Use Esa Karte Dekh Leti Hai.
Is Se Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti, Pappu Fatafatt Bola.
Pappu: “Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.“

Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta

Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,
Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,
Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.
Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?”
Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao”
Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai”
Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale“

Jiski Mile Le Lo, Moka Na Chhodo

"Dosto Kabhi Kabhi Hum Bada Achha Moka Chhod Dete Hai, Par Life Mein Esa Moka Dobara Mile To Chhodna Nahi."

Ladki Ki Lo, Ya Aurat Ki…
Jawan Ki Lo, Ya Budhi Ki…
Jaha Jiski Mile Le Lo…
Kyu Ki…
Pata Nahi Kab Kis Ki “Dua Kaam Aa Jaye“