“Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”

Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”
Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad”
Pappu: “Kyuu?”
Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“

Dil To Hai Dil, Dil Ka Aitabar, Kya Kijiye

Ek Budha Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Apne Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Budha: “Jab Se Mera Heart Transplant Hua Hai, Muje Gand Marwana Or Paisa Achha Lagne Laga Hai Kya Main Jawan Ho Gaya Hu?”
Doctor: “Nahi Tumhe Randi Ka Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai.“

“Yeh Gubbare Hai”

Child Looking At Mom’s Breast.
Child: “Yeh Kya Hai?”
Mom: “Yeh Gubbare Hai”
Child: “Fir Mousi Ke Chote Kyun?”
Mom: “Tune Kab Dekhe?”
Child: “Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The.“

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt Kya Hai?
Khuli Talwar Par Nangi Gand Se Fisalna Aur Tatto Se Break Marna,
Kyun
?
?
?
Soch Kar Hi Gand Phat Gayi Naa

Paagal To Pagal Hi Rahte Hai

 Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha
“Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga”
Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.
5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.
Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?”
Pagal: “Shadi”
Docto: “Phir?”
Pagal: “Suhagraat”
Docto: “Phir?”
Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga”
Docto: “Phir?”
Pagal: “Blouse”
Docto: “Oho ! Phir?”
Pagal: “Bra Utaruga”
Docto: “My God, Phir?”
Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga“

Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi

Gandhi Ki Patni Jab No Saal Mein Novi Baar Pregnant Hui To Vo Nehru Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Biwi: “Bhai Sahab Inhe Zara Samjhaiye Ki Kam Se Kam Condom To Suti Kapde Ka Na Pehne“

Fir Waha Jana Kya Karne Hai?

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha
Boy: “Cinema Chale?”
Girl: “Nahi, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?”
Boy: “Nahi Yaar”
Girl: “Kiss Kroge?”
Boy: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi”
Girl: “Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?”
Boy: “Na Baba Na”
Girl: “Bhosdi Ke Fir Waha Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega“