Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?

Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?
Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…

curious husband

In A Hospital A Lady after delivering a baby was getting some Stitches.
The curious husband was sitting outside. After some time he look inside through the window and then knocked and asked shyly:  “Doctor, Pura toh nahi siloge na?“

Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?

Teacher To Johny: “Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?”
Johny: “Sir Six”
Teacher: “Bhosri Ke Tujhe Kitni Bar Bola Hai Pant Se Hath Bahar Nikaal Kar Count Kiya Kar”

You Are Like A Mobile Phone

During Sexual Session The Girl Says: “Dear You Are Like A Mobile Phone”
Boy: “Do I Vibrate A Lot?”
Girl: “No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network“

Common Between A Girl’s Legs N Amul Butter?

Golu Asks Pappu
Golu: “What Is Common Between A Girl’s Legs And Amul Butter?”
Pappu: “Simple, Both Are Delicious When Spread“

Suhagraat Ka Hisaab

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Apni Wife Ko 500 Rupees De Kar Bola,
Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya
Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya

Biwi Mehngi To Nahi Padd Rahi

Ek Banda Roj Kothe Pe Jake Rate Malum Karta Thha Aur Vapis Aa Jata Thha
Ek Din Uske Dost Ne Usse Puchha: “Jab Tu Kuch Karta Hi Nahi Hai To Rate Kyun Puchhta Hai”
Jawab Aaya: “Yaar Mein Check Karta Hun Kahin Biwi Mehngi To Nahi Padd Rahi“