True Meaning Of I Love You.

Boys Always Say ‘I Love You‘ To Girls But!! What is The True Meaning Of This Line?
‘I‘ Am
‘L‘ooking
‘O‘ut 4
‘V‘aginal
‘E‘ntry
‘Y‘ou Must Take
‘O‘ff Ur
‘U‘nderwear!

Ek Aisi Ladki Jise Aids Ho

Sardar Ji Ne Hotel Mey Ek Aisi Lardi Ki Demand Ki Jisko Aids Ho.
Wajah Poochi Tu Sardar Ji Nay Kaha “Mere Se Meri Biwi Ko Aids Ho, Meri Biwi Se Mere Bhai Ko, Bhai Se Bhabi Ko, Bhabi Se Papa Ko, Papa Se Mamma Ko, Mamma Se Padosi Ko, Tab Usay Pata Chale Ga Ki Sardar Ki Maan Se Sex Karnay Ka Kaya Anjaam Hota Hai“

Meri Izzat Lutti Gayi

Sardarni: “Aji Sunday HO.. Ajj Sade Ghar 3 Daaku Aaye Si.. Onha Ne Meri Izat Lutt Layi Je.”
Sardar: “Toon Onha Nu Rokya Naeen….?”
Sardarni: “Bada Rokyaa Si Ohna Nu… Par O Ruke Hi Nahi…. Kehan Lage Hun Sanu Jaan De… Assi Thak Gaye Aan, Fer Kadi Anvange“

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?
Answer: Dhobi, Woh Kisi Ke Bhi Ghar Jake Bol Sakta Hai
“Sahab, Mamsab Ko Bolo Ki Kapde Nikaal Ke Rakhe, Main Abhi Aakar Leta Hoon“

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip And When U Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy & Tight Hole Makes U Feel Better?

Vicks Inhaler

Chooss Chooss Chooss

Chooss Chooss Chooss
Maze Lay Lay Kar Chooss
Bari Bari Ek Ek Kar Kay Chooss
Donoo Ko Ek Saath Chooss
Masal Masal Kay Choos
Kyon Kay

Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khatam Na Ho Jaye.

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha,
Jawaab Uske Sawaal Ka..
Abhi Rakha Hi Thha Ke Chhut Gayaa,
Haath Se Mere Phool Gulaab Ka..
Woh Kehti Thi Peeche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-Shabaab Ka..

Woh Kehti Thi Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Under Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Janab Ka.