Din Raat Dikhe Bas Mujhe Ek Hi Cheez

Pappu Ne Santa Se Puchha: “Papa, Mummy Ke Do Aur Cow Ke Chaar Kyu Hote Hai?”
Santa: “Madarchod, Kaha Se Sikh Ke Aaya Hai Ye Sab Tu”
Pappu: “Papa, Main To Taangon (Legs) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hoon, Apko To Din Raat Bas Chuchi Hi Dikhti Hai“

Use With Caution

A Man In Hurry By Mistake Uses Ladies Toilet In A Five Star Hotel.
He Sits Down And Notices 4 Buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, He Presses WW & He Is Gently Sprayed With Warm Water,
Then WA, A Blast Of Warm Air Dries Him.
Then PP, A Powder Puff Which Left Him Smelling Fresh.
Feeling Pampered He Presses APR.
Next Day He Wakes Up In Hospital.
He Asked the nurse: “What Happened To Me, All I Remember Is I Pressed APR”
A Nurse Smiled And Said “APR Meant Automatic Pad Remover Your Cock And Balls Are In This Jar, If You Want, Take Them.”

Tharki Aunti, Pappu Ki Deewani

Jawan Ladka Apni Jawan Aunti Ke Sath Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha,
Jab Bhi Aunti Ke Boobs Uski Kamar Par Lagte To Wo Kahta,
Ladka: “Na Pappu Na Ye Aunti Hai”
Ghar Aa Ke Aunti Ne Use Pucha: “Tu Kis Pappu Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha?”
Ladke Ne Sharmate Hue Kaha: “Mera Baar-Baar Khada Ho Raha Tha To Main Isko Samjha Raha Tha Ke Pappu Khada Na Ho Ye Aunti Hai”
Aunti Khushi Se Boli: “Hat Pagal, Tu Pappu Ko Na Rok, Aunti To Main Teri Hoon Pappu Ki To Nahi“

In Order To Get Good Job

According To William Sexfear Research
In Order To Get Good Job In Good Company A Boy Require 100% Talent.
Where As Girls Require Only 4% Talent .. Remaining Is ( 36 ) )24( ( 36 ) = 96 %

Jaisi Karni Vaisi Hi Bharni Ka Example

Pankaj Naam Ke Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, To Usne Apna Dimag Lagaya Aur Poore Sheher Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai.
Fatafatt Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, To Usne Ek Khubsurat Si Ladki Pasand Karke Shadi Kar Li
Suhag Raat Ko Patni Puchati Hai: “Arrey Apka Doosra Lund Kahan Hai?”
Pankaj Ne Dimag Lgaya Aur Bola: “Wo Doosra Lund Pados Wale Sharmaji Le Gaye Hai.”
Patni Ne Bhi Kaha Chal Koi Baat Nahi Aur Dono Ki Aram Se Zindagi Beetne Lag Gayi
Kuch Dino Ke Baad Pankaj Ko Kisi Kaam Se Shahar Se Bahar Jana Pada, Teen-Chaar Din Ke Baad Aata Hai To Biwi Uske Aate Hi Ladna Shuru Kar Deti Hai.
Pankaj Bechare Ko Samajh Nahi Aati Aur Vo Hairan Hokar Puchta Hai: “Arrey Hua Kya Hai?”
Biwi Gusse Se Bolti Hai: “Mene Aap Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Nahi Dekha”
Pankaj Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: “Kyu Mene Kya Kiya?”
Biwi: “Aap Ne Chota Wala Lund Apne Paas Rakh Liya Aur Badewala Sharma Ji Ko Kyon Diya?“

Fass To Bechara Fir Bhi Gaya

Ek Aadmi Ek Aisi Bus Mein Ghus Gaya Jisme Saare Sardar Hi Bethe Hue The,
Jaisi Hi Vo Ek Seat Pe Betha, Sath Wale Sardar Ne Usko Kaha: “Chal Bhai Ek Joke Suna”
Aadmi Bechare Ki To Ye Sunte Hi Fat Gayi, Ki Joke Kaise Sunau?
Saare Joke To Sardaro Pe Hi Hote Hain, Agar Maine Sunaya To Ye Log Mujhe Marne Lagenge.
Usne Mana Kar Diya Ki Mujhe Koi Joke Nahi Aata.
To Sardar Bola: “Saale Joke Sunaa Nahi To Abhi Peetna Shuru Kar Denge”
Bechara Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Usne Apna Dimaag Laga Ke Joke Sunana Shuru Kar Diya,
Woh Bola: “Ek Bihari Tha”
Uska Ye Bolna Hi Tha Ki 3-4 Sardaro Ne Use Thappad Marne Shuru Kar Diye,
Aur Bole: “Bhosdi Ke Sardaar Saare Mar Gaye, Jo Tune Iss Joke Mein Bihaari Ko Ghusa Diya.”

Shayari Pyare Se Dost Pe

Chahat Hai Tu,
Hasrat Hai Tu,
Umeed Hai Tu,
Takdir Hai Tu,
Imaan Hai Tu,
Yaar Hai Tu,
Armaan Hai Tu.
Short Form… “C.H.U.T.I.Y.A” Hai Tu.