In Order To Get Good Job

According To William Sexfear Research
In Order To Get Good Job In Good Company A Boy Require 100% Talent.
Where As Girls Require Only 4% Talent .. Remaining Is ( 36 ) )24( ( 36 ) = 96 %

Jaisi Karni Vaisi Hi Bharni Ka Example

Pankaj Naam Ke Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, To Usne Apna Dimag Lagaya Aur Poore Sheher Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai.
Fatafatt Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, To Usne Ek Khubsurat Si Ladki Pasand Karke Shadi Kar Li
Suhag Raat Ko Patni Puchati Hai: “Arrey Apka Doosra Lund Kahan Hai?”
Pankaj Ne Dimag Lgaya Aur Bola: “Wo Doosra Lund Pados Wale Sharmaji Le Gaye Hai.”
Patni Ne Bhi Kaha Chal Koi Baat Nahi Aur Dono Ki Aram Se Zindagi Beetne Lag Gayi
Kuch Dino Ke Baad Pankaj Ko Kisi Kaam Se Shahar Se Bahar Jana Pada, Teen-Chaar Din Ke Baad Aata Hai To Biwi Uske Aate Hi Ladna Shuru Kar Deti Hai.
Pankaj Bechare Ko Samajh Nahi Aati Aur Vo Hairan Hokar Puchta Hai: “Arrey Hua Kya Hai?”
Biwi Gusse Se Bolti Hai: “Mene Aap Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Nahi Dekha”
Pankaj Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: “Kyu Mene Kya Kiya?”
Biwi: “Aap Ne Chota Wala Lund Apne Paas Rakh Liya Aur Badewala Sharma Ji Ko Kyon Diya?“

Fass To Bechara Fir Bhi Gaya

Ek Aadmi Ek Aisi Bus Mein Ghus Gaya Jisme Saare Sardar Hi Bethe Hue The,
Jaisi Hi Vo Ek Seat Pe Betha, Sath Wale Sardar Ne Usko Kaha: “Chal Bhai Ek Joke Suna”
Aadmi Bechare Ki To Ye Sunte Hi Fat Gayi, Ki Joke Kaise Sunau?
Saare Joke To Sardaro Pe Hi Hote Hain, Agar Maine Sunaya To Ye Log Mujhe Marne Lagenge.
Usne Mana Kar Diya Ki Mujhe Koi Joke Nahi Aata.
To Sardar Bola: “Saale Joke Sunaa Nahi To Abhi Peetna Shuru Kar Denge”
Bechara Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Usne Apna Dimaag Laga Ke Joke Sunana Shuru Kar Diya,
Woh Bola: “Ek Bihari Tha”
Uska Ye Bolna Hi Tha Ki 3-4 Sardaro Ne Use Thappad Marne Shuru Kar Diye,
Aur Bole: “Bhosdi Ke Sardaar Saare Mar Gaye, Jo Tune Iss Joke Mein Bihaari Ko Ghusa Diya.”

Shayari Pyare Se Dost Pe

Chahat Hai Tu,
Hasrat Hai Tu,
Umeed Hai Tu,
Takdir Hai Tu,
Imaan Hai Tu,
Yaar Hai Tu,
Armaan Hai Tu.
Short Form… “C.H.U.T.I.Y.A” Hai Tu.

Cricket Ka Deewana Shayar

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin Taqdir To Dekho…
Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya.

Tum Logo Ka Hi To Hai

Pappu Ek Din Sadak Par Khada Hokar Peshab Kar Raha Tha.
Ek Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Boli: “Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati?”
Pappu: “Sharm Wali Kon Si Baat Hai, Aap Ke Liye Hi To Isko Utha Rakha Hai, Hamne Kon Sa Gaand Mein Lena Hai“

Laga Rah Mere Dost Laga Rah

Jahaan Dosti Waha Pyar,
Jaha Pyar Waha Ishq,
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabbat,
Jaha Mohabbat Waha Chudai,
Jaha Chudai Waha Dard,
Jaha Dard Waha Zandu Baam,
Ab Sirfrs 19 Rupaye Mein Laga Rah.