Baniye Logo Ki Delivery Itni Sasti Kyu?

Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein,
Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha.
Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?”
Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai”
Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?”
Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye Choot Ke Aage 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai“

What A Tester

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.
A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.
The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him
They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.
Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”
Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed
He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.
The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“
He Got The Job

Kis Desh Ki Police Sabse Bhadiya Hai?

Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Bhadiya Hai.
Har Koi Apne Desh Ki Police Ko Behtar Bata Raha Tha, Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye.
To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chod Diya,
Aur Chaar Ghante Baad America Ki Police Ko Sher Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.
America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya.
Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.
Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya.
Sher Ko Phir Se Jungle Main Chod Diya Aur Indian Police Ko Bheja Gaya.
Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi.
To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Ghus Gaye.
Ghane Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi
Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “Kabool Kar Bahan Ke Laude, Ki Main Hi Sher Hoon“

Apne To Apne Hote Hai

Jhuke Lund Ke Bhi Sapne Hote Hai,
Chut Milne Ke Bhi Nagme Hote Hai,
Agar Khada Na Ho Apka Kabhi Chodne Mein,
To Hamein Yaad Karna Kyun Ki Apne To Apne Hote Hai.

Esa Kyu Hai Fir?

Question Of The Year.
Jab Mohobbat Or Jung Mein Sab Jayaz Hai,
To Mohobbat Mein Hone Wale Chunnu Munnu Na-Jayaz Kyun?

IPL Ke Maze Lo I-Pill Ke Sath

Six And Sex:
Utha Ke Maro To Six,
Lita Ke Maro To Sex,
Bahar Gaya To Six,
Andar Gaya To Sex,
Dono Haath Upar To Six,
Dono Per Upar To Sex
Enjoy IPL With I-Pill..

Difference Between Foreigner And Indian After Whiskey

Whats The Difference Between Foreigner And Indian After Two Pegs Of Whiskey?
Foreigner Says: “Good Night Sweet Dreams”
Indian Says: “Bhai Ab Batao Kiski Maan Chodni Hai“