Divorced But Still Virgin

On The Wedding Night.
Wife: “Hey Be Gentle Please .. Its My First Time On Bed”
Husband Shocked: “What? But You Have Been Divorced Three Times”
Wife: “Yes”
My 1st Husband Was A “Philosopher” He Only Talked About It.
2nd Was “Gynecologist” He Just Kept Looking At It.
3rd Was “Engineer” He Needed A Year To Design A New Way To Do It.
And You Are A “Politician” So This Time I Know I Am Going To Be “Fu-Ked” Like The Whole Country.

Jaisa Baap Vaisa Beta

Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Baap Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Santa: “Papa, Mene Biwi Ko S.M.S Kiya Ke Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga”
Ghanta Singh: “Firr??”
Santa: “Main Ghar Aaya To Wo Kisi Aur Ke Sath Bister Pe Thi”
Ghanta Singh Kuch Sochte Hue: “Beta, Dil Chhota Na Kar Sms Nahi Mila Hoga“

 

Beware Of Doctors

A Lady Died Of Aids Because Her Doctor Made A Mistake In Prescription.
He Wrote, Make Frequent Changes In ‘Males‘ Instead Of ‘Meals‘ Beware Of Doctors.

Hindu Ladke Se Shadi Karne Ke Fayde

Muslim Ladki Ke Fayde Ek Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi Karne Ke.
Burkhe Se Aajadi,
7-8 Deliveries Se Rahat,
Talak Ka Koi Khatra Nahi,
Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri Lulli.

Warning On A T-Shirt Of A Girl

Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
“Statutory Warning: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside“

Aye Meri Jaan, Itna Sa Kahna Maan

Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Ki Shayari Apni Premika Ke Liye
Shikwa Na Kar, Gilla Na Kar,
Bas Itni Si Baat Hai Mere Yaar..
Jab Main Daalu, Tu Hilla Na Kar.

Light Chale Jaane Par Reaction

Light Chale Jaane Par:
U.K: “Oh No”
U.S.A: “Whats This”
Germany: “Oh Shit”
Europe: “Hey Shit Man”
India: “Inki Behen Ko Chodu, Abi To Aayi Thi“