Beware Of Doctors

A Lady Died Of Aids Because Her Doctor Made A Mistake In Prescription.
He Wrote, Make Frequent Changes In ‘Males‘ Instead Of ‘Meals‘ Beware Of Doctors.

Hindu Ladke Se Shadi Karne Ke Fayde

Muslim Ladki Ke Fayde Ek Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi Karne Ke.
Burkhe Se Aajadi,
7-8 Deliveries Se Rahat,
Talak Ka Koi Khatra Nahi,
Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri Lulli.

Warning On A T-Shirt Of A Girl

Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
“Statutory Warning: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside“

Aye Meri Jaan, Itna Sa Kahna Maan

Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Ki Shayari Apni Premika Ke Liye
Shikwa Na Kar, Gilla Na Kar,
Bas Itni Si Baat Hai Mere Yaar..
Jab Main Daalu, Tu Hilla Na Kar.

Light Chale Jaane Par Reaction

Light Chale Jaane Par:
U.K: “Oh No”
U.S.A: “Whats This”
Germany: “Oh Shit”
Europe: “Hey Shit Man”
India: “Inki Behen Ko Chodu, Abi To Aayi Thi“

Definition Of A Lesbian?

Question: “What Is The Definition Of A Lesbian?”
Answer: “Just Another Damn Woman Trying To Do A Man’s Job“

Ladkiya Aur Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Kaisi Lag Sakti Hai?

Pappu Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Ghar Lekar Aya Aur Uska Sex Ka Mood Ban Gaya.
Ab Problem Ye Thi Ki Vo Usko Directly Sex Ko Bol Nahi Sakta Tha,
Dimag Lagaya To Ek Idea Aya, Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhate Hue Bola
Pappu: “Agar Tum 500gm Weight Ek Minute Mein Kam Kar Do To Tum Jyada Sundar Aur Sexy Lagogi”
Girlfriend Hairani Se: “Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai?”
Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“