Films Ke Naam Ka Chakkar

Santa Banta Ek Din Film Se Related Baat Kar Rahe The To Achanak Se Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “Deepa Mehta Ne Ek Film Lesbeens Par Banayi Naam Rakha Fire Ab Wo Gay Ke Upar Film Bana Rahi Hai Socho Uska Naam Kya Hoga?”
Banta: “Pata Nahi”
Santa: “Backfire“

Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“

Dalna Hai To Dalo Nahi To Rahne Do

"Yaar Tum Logo Ki Marji Hai Dalo Chahe Na Dalo. Acha Lage To Dal Dena Nahi To Rahne Dena, Aurat Ho Ya Mard Bas Dal Do... Par Kya?"

Tumhara Farz Hai Dalna,
Tumhra Haq Hai Dalna,
Acha Lage To Dalo,
Bharosa Ho To Dalo,
Jaha Marzi Dalo,
Jisko Marzi Dalo,
Orat Ko Dalo – Ya Mard Ko Dalo … “Vote“

Husbands Are Like Owls

Teena: “What Do You Think About Husbands?”
Meena: “They Are Like Owls”
Teena: “Why?”
Meena: “They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Night“

Bachte Bachte Bachha Ho Hi Gaya

Naukrani Apna Sara Samaan Pack Karke Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi,
Jate Hue Apni Maalkin Se Mili Aur Boli.
Naukrani: “Malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi Hun, Main Pregnent Hoon”
Malkin: “Mubarak Ho, Klawati”
Naukrani: “Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Nahi Hua“

Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?
Woh Mota Sa, Jiske Aas-Paas Baal Hote Hai
Naram-Naram Sa Hota Hai
Aur Uper Ek Cover Bhi Hota Hai
Nahi … ? ? ? ? ?
Jooth Kyu Bolte Ho Yaar?
Kabhi Bhutta Nahi Khaya Kya?

Janu Koi Takleef To Nahi Hui Na?

"Kayi Log Suhagrat Par Biwi Ke Sath Karte Hue Bada Dhayan Rakhte Hai, Ese Hi Is Shaks Ne Rakha, Par Jab Agle Din Biwi Se Pucha To Kya Jawab Mila?"

Suhagrat Pe Patni Ke Sath Bade Aram Aram Se Sex Kiya Taki Use Koi Takleef Na Ho
Agle Din Usne Apni Biwi Se Puchha.
Pati: “Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui”
Patni: “Nahi, Bohat Maza Aaya, Dard To Tab Hota Tha Jab Main School Mein Thi“