Gunah Karne Se Kaise Bache

Maa Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Maa: “Dr Saab, Kunwari Beti Ka Abortion Karwana Hai.”
Doctor: “Gunah Ke Kaam Kyun Karti Ho?”
Maa: “Doctor Sahab, Mene Ise Samjhaya Tha Gunah Se Behtar Hai Condom Use Kiya Karo“

Faansi laga li..?????

Sabta: Yaar tune jiss ladaki ko swimming pool me-
dubane se bachaya tha
usne faansi laga ke
suicide kar liya..
Banta: Pagal hai kya? Usse to maine hi sookhane ke liye
Taanga tha..

Pakistani Ladkiyon Ke Boobs Bade Kyon Hote Hain?

Pakistani Ladkiyon Ke (    .    ) (    .    ) Boobs Bade Kyon Hote Hain?
Kyun Ki….
Wo Aate-Jaate Har Ek Ko Kehti Hain
“Aa Daab – Aa Daab“

Do You Sell Viagra Here?

A Middle Aged Man, About 5 Foot 8 Inches Tall, Walks Into A Walmart And Asks Where The Pharmacy Counter Is.
He Is Directed To It. When He Reaches It, He Asks To See The Pharmacist.
The Pharmacist Comes And The Man, Looking Around Furtively, Asks Quietly: “Do You Sell Viagra Here?”
The Pharmacist Answers Firmly: “Yes, Sir. We Certainly Do.”
The Man Then Asks: “Do You Think I Could Get It Over The Counter?”
The Pharmacist Thinks For A Moment And Then Says: “Perhaps, If You Took Five Or Six Pills At Once You Might.“

Raat Ko Hamesha Kapde Utaar Ke Sona Chahiye.

"Dosto Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Rat Ko Hamesha Kapde Utar Ke Sona Chahiye, Par Kyu?"

Raat Ko Hamesha,
Kapde Utaar Ke Sona Chahiye.
Mera Matlab Rassi Se,
Kyun Ke Baarish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.

Andhere Mein Kabhi Car Thik Mat Karo

Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Workshop Mein Kaam Kar Rahe The,
Santa Ek Car Ke Niche Gus Kar Usko Thik Kar Raha Tha.
Achanak Light Chali Gayi, Santa Bola.
Santa: “Chote, 10 No. Ka Pana De”
Banta: “Aaaaaahhh Oye Madarchod Hath Mein De“

Jako rakhe saiyan.mar sake na koy

Reporter to Pathan: Plateform par khade sabhi Pathan ek sath kaise mar gaye ?
Pathan : Ek Elaan huwa ki Train Plateform par aa rahi hai sabhi jaan bachane ke liye patari par kud gaye.
Reporter : Toh pathan ji aap akele kaise Bach gaye ?
Pathan : Mai Suside karne ke liye patari pe leta huwa thha elaan sunkar patari par se uthkar plateform par aakar let gaya thha