Reason Behind The Names

A Boy Goes To His Mother One Day With A Puzzled Look.
Boy: “Mom, Why Is My Bigger Brother Named Thunderstorm?”
She Told Him: “Because He Was Conceived During A Mighty Storm.”
Then He Asked: “Why Is My Sister Named Cornflower?”
She Replied: “Well, Your Father And I Were In A Cornfield When We Made Her.”
Boy: “And Why Is My Other Sister Called Moonchild?”
Mom Replied: “Because We Were Watching The Moon Landing While She Was Conceived.”
Thoughtfully, Mother Paused And Asked Her Son: “But Why Are You So Curious, Broken Rubber?“

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha

Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayari Jo Aapka Lund Khada Karva Dengi, Pade Ye Purani Double Meaning Shayari Ek Naye Andaaj Mein"

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.
Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka
Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka
Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.
Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka
Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka

Dada Ji Kya Padd Rahe Ho?

Ek Pote Ne Apne Dada Ji Ko Koi Kitaab Padte Hue Dekha Aur Pucha
Pota: “Dada Ji, Kya Padd Rahe Ho?”
Dada Ji: “History Ki Book”
Pote Ne Kitaab Ke Title Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Dada Ko Bola.
Pota: “Par Ye To Sex Ki Kitab Lagti Hai”
Dada: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke, Mere Liye To Ye History Hi Hai Na“

Gandu Pati, Mera Ya Tera?

Ek Aurat Ne Rote Hue Apni Sath Wali Padosan Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Aurat: “Mujhe Bachcha Nahi Ho Raha”
Padosan: “Tumhara Pati Gandu Hoga?”
Aurat: “Mera Pati Kya, Mujhe To Tumhara Pati Bhi Gandu Hi Lagta Hai“

Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari
Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.
“Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

Is That For Sale?

A Well-Stacked Young Advertising Secretary Wore Tight Knit Dresses That Showed Off Her Figure, Especially When She Walked.
Her Young, Aggressive Boss Motioned Her Into His Office One Afternoon And Closed The Door.
Pointing To Her Tightly Covered Derriere, He Asked: “Is That For Sale?”
“Of Course Not!” She Snapped Angrily, Blushing Furiously.
Boss Replied Quietly, “Then, I Suggest You Quit Advertising It.“

Nam Ka Chakkar, Bada Hi Ganchakkar

Hamare Khas Dost Rathi Ji Ne Public Toilet Mein Peshab Karte Hue Paas Wale Ka Lund Dekha.
Uske Lund Par Likha Tha Rathi, Apne Jaat Bhai Ko Dekh ke Khush Hote Hue Puchha.
Rathi: “Bhai Sahab Aap Bhi Rathi Hai?”
Aadmi: “Nahi Main Brahmin Hoon”
Rathi: “Phhir Aap Ke Lund Par Rathi Kyu Likha Hai?”
Aadmi: “Chutiye, Khada Hoga Tab Dekhna, Uspar Likha Hoga RAmnarayan tripaTHI“