Gandu Pati, Mera Ya Tera?

Ek Aurat Ne Rote Hue Apni Sath Wali Padosan Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Aurat: “Mujhe Bachcha Nahi Ho Raha”
Padosan: “Tumhara Pati Gandu Hoga?”
Aurat: “Mera Pati Kya, Mujhe To Tumhara Pati Bhi Gandu Hi Lagta Hai“

Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari
Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.
“Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

Is That For Sale?

A Well-Stacked Young Advertising Secretary Wore Tight Knit Dresses That Showed Off Her Figure, Especially When She Walked.
Her Young, Aggressive Boss Motioned Her Into His Office One Afternoon And Closed The Door.
Pointing To Her Tightly Covered Derriere, He Asked: “Is That For Sale?”
“Of Course Not!” She Snapped Angrily, Blushing Furiously.
Boss Replied Quietly, “Then, I Suggest You Quit Advertising It.“

Nam Ka Chakkar, Bada Hi Ganchakkar

Hamare Khas Dost Rathi Ji Ne Public Toilet Mein Peshab Karte Hue Paas Wale Ka Lund Dekha.
Uske Lund Par Likha Tha Rathi, Apne Jaat Bhai Ko Dekh ke Khush Hote Hue Puchha.
Rathi: “Bhai Sahab Aap Bhi Rathi Hai?”
Aadmi: “Nahi Main Brahmin Hoon”
Rathi: “Phhir Aap Ke Lund Par Rathi Kyu Likha Hai?”
Aadmi: “Chutiye, Khada Hoga Tab Dekhna, Uspar Likha Hoga RAmnarayan tripaTHI“

Nam Ka Chakkar, Bada Hi Ganchakkar

Hamare Khas Dost Rathi Ji Ne Public Toilet Mein Peshab Karte Hue Paas Wale Ka Lund Dekha.
Uske Lund Par Likha Tha Rathi, Apne Jaat Bhai Ko Dekh ke Khush Hote Hue Puchha.
Rathi: “Bhai Sahab Aap Bhi Rathi Hai?”
Aadmi: “Nahi Main Brahmin Hoon”
Rathi: “Phhir Aap Ke Lund Par Rathi Kyu Likha Hai?”
Aadmi: “Chutiye, Khada Hoga Tab Dekhna, Uspar Likha Hoga RAmnarayan tripaTHI“

Tharki Doctor Chala Tha Marij Ka Ilaaz Karne

Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Marij: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota”
Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse Ko Bola.
Doctor: “Nurse Idhar Aao, Apni Bra Utaro”
Doctor Ne Fir Marij Se Puchha: “Ab Use Dekho, Khada Hua?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Nurse, Apni Panty Utaro”
Doctor: “Ab?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Ab Tum Bahar Jao Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hai“

Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do

Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do”
Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“