Confident Vs Confidential

A Young Boy Asks His Dad.
Boy: “What Is The Difference Between Confident And Confidential?”
Dad Smiled And Says: “You Are My Son, I’m Confident About That. Your Friend Over There, Is Also My Son, That’s Confidential!“

Bed Zara Majboot Banana

Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai”
Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“

Sex Ke Deewane Log

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Se Sex Karne Ke Liye Apni Pent Utarta Hai.
Girlfriend Uska Lund Dekhte Hi Boli: “Tumhara To Bilkul Tumhare Bhai Jaisa Hai”
Ladka Muskurate Hue: “Haan, Tumhari Bahan Bhi Yehi Kehti Hai“

Sex Ka Aanad Kitna Achha Hota Hai

Ghar Mein Koi Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Malik Ne Apni Naukrani Ko Pakad Liya Aur Sex Karne Lag Gaya.
Thodi Der Tak Sex Karne Ke Baad Nokrani Boli: “Malik Anand Aa Raha Hai”
Malik Ne Ye Suna Aur Woh Aur Tez Tez Karne Laga.
Nokrani: “Mallllikkk Ananddd Aaaa Rahaa Hai”
Malik Aur Jyada Tezi Se Karne Lag Gaya.
Itne Mein Ek Awaj Aayi
Anand: “Main Aa Gaya, Papa“

Tu Kall Kyo Nahi Aayi?

Punjab Ke Ek Sarkari School Ke Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Ladki Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Tu Kall Kyu Nahi Aayi Thi?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Sir, Kal Mujhe Tattiya Lag Gayi Thi”
Teacher Hairan Hote Hue: “Phir Kya Hua? Hame Bhi To Tatte Lage Hai Par Hum To Roj Aate Hai”

Andheri Rat Mein Sex Ka Sawad

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Jungle Mein Sex Kar Rahe Hote Hai.
Ladki Ko Maja Dene Ke Liye Ladka Uski Choot Ko Chatne Lag Gaya.
15 Minute Baad Ladka Bola: “Agar Torch Hoti To Mazza Aa Jata”
Ladki Boli: “Mujhe Bhi, Kyun Ki 15 Minutes Se Tum Ghass Hi Chaat Rahe Ho“

Gaand Marwane Ki Service

Jay Nama Ka Banda To Aap Sabko Yaad Hi Hoga.
Vo Lund Ki Talash Mein Idhar-Udhar Ghumta Rahta Tha,
Ek Din Use Gand Marvane Ki Badi Talab Lagi Hoti Hai, Aur Vo Lund Ke Liye Idhar Udhar Bhatak Raha Hota Hai.
Ghumte-Ghumte Uski Nazar Ek Board Par Padti Hai, Jis Par Likha Hota Hai, “Aaiye, 500 Rupaye Mein Gand Marvaye”
Usko Padhte Hi Jay Ki Aankhon Mein Chamak Aa Jati Hai,
Sochta Hai Ab To Yahi Aaya Karunga Roz-Roz Kisi Ko Khojne Mein Bahut Samay Barbaad Hota Hai.
Jay Counter Par Ja Kar Bola Hai: “Mujhe Achhi Tarah Gand Marvani Hai”
Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Usse 500 Rupaye Le Leta Hai, Aur Counter Ki Khidki Band Kar Deta Hai.
Jay Bahar Chaar Ghante Intzaar Karta Hai, Lekin Counter Ki Khidki Nahi Khulti,
Jab Usse Raha Nahi Jata, To Gusse Mein Khidki Par Ja Kar Chillata Hai.
Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Khidki Kholta Hai Aur Puchta Hai: “Bataiye Main Aapki Kya Sewa Kar Sakta Hoon”
Jay Gusse Se Bhara Bolta Hai: “Suna Nahi, Mujhe Gand Marvani Hai”
Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Hairani Se Puchta Hai: “Kya Kaha, Phir Se Marvani Hai, Abhi Tak Man Nahi Bhara Kya?“