Jasoos Pati Ki Jasoosi Kam Na Aayi

Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Par Bahut Shak Karta Tha Ki Uska Kisi Aur Ke Sath Chakkar Hai.
Lekin Patni Aisi Nahi Thi Phir Bhi Wo Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Roz Satata Aur Kehta,
Pati: “Main Bhi Bahut Bada Jaasoos Hun, Tera Pakka Bahar Kisi Ke Sath Chakkar Hai”
Preshan Ho Kar Patni Ne Apne Pati Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochi, Usne Ek Jawan Pados Ke Ladke Se Dosti Ki,
Aur Pati Ki Chutti Wale Din Dopehar Ke Samaye Use Bula Kar Bathroom Mein Chupa Diya Aur Khud Rasoi Mein Aata Gunthne Lagi.
Aata Gunthte-Gunthte Bheech Mein Wo Apne Pati Ke Paas Aayi Aur Boli
Patni: “Mere Hathon Mein Aata Laga Hai Aur Mujhe Bohat Jor Se Peshab Aaya Hai, Jara Meri Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Do”
Pati Ne Uski Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Diya. Patni Bathroom Mein Chali Gayi, Thodi Dair Baad Phir Aayi Aur Apne Pati Se Boli,
Patni: “Mera Nala Bandh Do”
Pati Ne Salwaar Ka Nala Bandh Diya, Uske Baad Patni Boli,
Patni: “Bhonsdi Ke Apne Aap Ko Bada Jasoos Samjhte Ho, Ab Kaha Gayi Tumhari Jasoosi?”
Pati Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Usne Puchha: “Kyu Kya Hua?”
Patni Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Tumne Apne Hath Se Meri Salwaar Kholi, Main Bathroom Mein Apne Yaar Se Chudva Ke Aayi, Phir Tumne Hi Apne Hathon Se Meri Salwaar Bandhi, Tumhe Kuch Pata Chla Ki Main Apne Yaar Se Chud Aayi?“

Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane

Nayi Nayi Shadi Hone Ke Do Din Baad Pati Office Se Aya To Patni Aate Hi Boli.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Washing Machine Ka Plug Badal Do Kaam Nahi Kar Raha”
Pati Bola: “Main Electrician Hun Kya?”
Patni Agle Din Phir Pati Ko Bolti Hai.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Toonti Tapak Rahi Hai Thoda Ise Kas Do”
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Plumber Hoon Kya?”
Agle Din Fir Patni Bolti Hai
Patni: “Darwaja Kafi Hill Raha Hai Ismein Do Keel Hi Thok Do”
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Carpenter Hoon Kya?”
Agle Din Jab Wo Ghar Aata Hai To Dekhta Hai Ki Washing Machine, Tonti Aur Darwaja Teeno Hi Theek Ho Chuke The,
Aur Uski Patni Ne Use Koi Kaam Karne Ko Nahi Kaha To Wo Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai,
Pati: “Ye Teeno Cheezein Kaise Theek Hui?”
Patni Boli: “Samne Wale Padosi Ka Ladka Kisi Kaam Se Idhar Aaya Tha To Wo Bola Ki Wo Teeno Cheezon Ko Theek Kar Sakta Hai Par Uske Badle Mein Mujhe Use Chut Deni Padegi Ya Phir Achha Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilana Padega, Wo Hi Ye Teeno Cheezein Theek Kar Ke Gaya Hai”
Pati Bola: “Hmm, To Fir Tumne Use Kon Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilaya?”
Patni Boli: “Cake? Kaisa Cake? Main Koi Cook Hoon Kya?“

What Is That?

Rambha Has Big,
Simran Has Small,
Girls Have,
Boys Do Not Have,
What Is That?
The Answer Is Alpabet ‘R‘

Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?

Ek Baar Teen Aadmi Jinko Apni Jaati (Cast) Maloom Nahi Thi, Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Paas Jate Hai Aur Bole.
Sawami Ji Hum Teeno Ko Hamari Jaati Maloom Nahi Hai, Kripa Karke Hamari Jaat Bata Dijiye.
Ab Apne Sawami Ji The To Tharki Hi, Kafi Dino Se Koi Aurat Nahi Fasi Thi To Socha Ki Aj Inse Hi Kam Chala Leta Hu
Sawami Ji Bole Ki Tum Teeno Apne Kapde Utar Kar Khade Ho Jaao.
Sabse Pahle Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Bole: “Beta, Tere Aage Baal Nahi Hai, Piche Khadde Mein Baal Hai To Tu Khandelwal Hai”
Ab Dusre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Bole: “Beta, Tere Khadde Mein Baal Nahi Hai Aage Baal Hai To Tu Agrawal Hai”
Ab Teesre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Ne Dekha Ki Na Uske Aage Baal Hai Aur Na Hi Peeche.
To Sawami Ji Ne Uski Gaand Marna Shuru Kar Diya, Wo Aadmi Bola: “Sawami Ji, Bahut Dukhta Hai”
To Sawami Lunnacharya Bole: “Beta, Fir Tu Gupta Hai“

Raat Ko Sex Achha Hota Hai?

Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.
Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.
Pati: “Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye?”
Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?“

Then Who Are You?

A Lady On Phone: “Hello Sushl , Sir I Want To Meet & Talk To You. You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids.”
Stunned & Shocked Man Screamed: “Oh My God, I Am Married And So Careful With Modern Prevention Tactics And How Could This Happen To You? You Can Ruin Me, Are You Sonam?”
Lady Replied: “No”
Man: “Anjali”
Lady: “No, No”
Man: “Rashii?”
Lady: “No, No, No”
Man: “Harsha?”
Lady: “No, No, No, No”
Man: “Priya?”
Lady: “No…………………….Ooooooo”
Lady In Confusion: “Sir, I Am The Class Teacher Of Your Son“

Arrey Wah, Aaj To Bhudapa Pension Mil Hi Gayi

Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.
Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai”
Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata“