Then Who Are You?

A Lady On Phone: “Hello Sushl , Sir I Want To Meet & Talk To You. You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids.”
Stunned & Shocked Man Screamed: “Oh My God, I Am Married And So Careful With Modern Prevention Tactics And How Could This Happen To You? You Can Ruin Me, Are You Sonam?”
Lady Replied: “No”
Man: “Anjali”
Lady: “No, No”
Man: “Rashii?”
Lady: “No, No, No”
Man: “Harsha?”
Lady: “No, No, No, No”
Man: “Priya?”
Lady: “No…………………….Ooooooo”
Lady In Confusion: “Sir, I Am The Class Teacher Of Your Son“

Arrey Wah, Aaj To Bhudapa Pension Mil Hi Gayi

Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.
Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai”
Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata“

Sachi Dosti Ka Ek Example

Golu & Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: “Abe Tu Kaise Mara?”
Molu: “Thand Se, Aur Tu?”
Golu: “Mene Aatam Hatya Ki”
Molu: “Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Thha?”
Golu: “Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li”
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
Molu: “Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se“

Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar

Kisi Bahut Bade Vidwan Aur Bramhchari Ne Kaha Hai
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Kush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi, Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Plz Ladkiyon Naraz Mat Hona It’s Just A Joke But I Like That Dwar Very Much.

Allah Meharban To Gadha Pehalwan

Do Mulle Aapas Mein Padosi The, Ek Din Ek Ne Dusre Se Puchha
Pahla Mulla: “Yaar, Tumhare 10 Bachhe Kaise?”
Dusra Mulla: “Kuch Nahi Sab Allah Ka Hath Hai”
Pahla Mulla Uske Niche Dekh Kar Bola: “Abe Lungi Theek Kar, Allah Ka Hath Dikh Raha Hai“

Tharki Pandij Ji, Sawad Kam Lo

 

Ek Moti Aurat Mandir Mein Mannat Mangne Gayi.
Usne Mandir Mein Matha Tekne Ke Baad Pandit Se Kaha.
Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Aayi Hun”
Pandit: “Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The

Achhi Aur Buri Ladki Mein Farak

What Is The Difference Between Good Girl And Bad Girl?
Good Girl Ghar Ja Kar Soti Hai Aur Bad Girl So Kar Ghar Jati Hai.
Good Girl Mandir Jati Hai Aur Bad Girl Mandir Ke Pichhe Jati Hai.
Good Girl Bolti Hai “Dinner Ke Liye Shukriya”, Bad Girl Bolti Hai “Subha Nashte Mein Kya Hai”
Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Loosening A Few Buttons.
Good Girls Never Consider Sleeping With The Boss, Bad Girls Never Do Either, Unless He’s Very, Very Rich.
Good Girls Say, “No, Bad Girls Say, “When?”
Good Girls Only Own One Credit Card And Rarely Use It, Bad Girls Only Own One Bra And Rarely Use It.