Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta

Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,
Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,
Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.
Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?”
Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao”
Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai”
Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale“

Jiski Mile Le Lo, Moka Na Chhodo

"Dosto Kabhi Kabhi Hum Bada Achha Moka Chhod Dete Hai, Par Life Mein Esa Moka Dobara Mile To Chhodna Nahi."

Ladki Ki Lo, Ya Aurat Ki…
Jawan Ki Lo, Ya Budhi Ki…
Jaha Jiski Mile Le Lo…
Kyu Ki…
Pata Nahi Kab Kis Ki “Dua Kaam Aa Jaye“

Girlfriend Ke Honto Ki Tarif

Chodumal Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Date Mar Ke Vapis Aaye Aur Itne Khush The Ki Ek Shayari Likh Dali.
Us Ne Honton Se Chuu Kar…
Loude Pe Nasha Kar Diya…
Lund Ki Baat To Aur Thi Yaaro,
Usne To Jhanton Ko Bhi Khada Kar Diya.

Ek Shikari Aisa Bhi

Ek Shikaari Jungle Mein Shikaar Karne Gaya, Par Kafi Dhundne Ke Baad Use Koi Jaanwar Nahi Mila,
Time Pass Ke Liye Usne Socha Ki Chalo Muthh Hi Maar Leta Hoon.
Shikaari Muthh Maarne Lag Gaya To Ek Sher Ne Use Dekha Aur Bhaga Bhaga Ghar Vapis Aya Aur Sare Janwar Ikathe Kar Liye.
Sher: “Sab Jaan Bacha Ke Bhag Jao Ek Shikaari Aaya Hai”
Lomdi Boli: “To Kya Hua Ismein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai, Vo To Roj Hi Aate Hai?”
Sher Rote Hue Bola: “Mene Bade-Bade Shikaari Dekhe Lekin Aisa Shikaari Kahi Nahi Dekha, Isne Apni Bandook 70-80 Baar Load Kar Li Hai Ab Pata Nahi Ek Saath Kitne Fire Karega Behnchod Ka“

Question To Vakiye Hi Sochne Ka Hai

Galileo Ne Padne Ke Liye Diye Ka,
Graham Bell Ne Mombbati Ka Aur,
Shakespeare Ne Sadak Ke Lamp-Posto Ka Sahara Liya Tha.
Mere Samajh Mein Ye Nahi Aata Hai?
Ke
Din Mein Ye Saale Gaand Marvate The Kya.

Explain Rape In Simple Words

Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape”
He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“

Valentines Day Gift – Rape Se Kaisi Bacha Jaye?

Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi.
Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hu.
Maa: “Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske Iraade Bhi Nek Nahi Hai To Tum Kya Karogi?”
Chinki Kuch Sochkar Boli: “Main Us Aadmi Ko Apne Kareeb Aane Ko Kahoongi”
Maan Hairan Hokar: “Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Shirt Utarne Ko Kahungi”
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan, Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Apni Skirt Upar Uthaungi, Ya Apni Top Ke 2 Button Kholungi”
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Apne Paas Bula Le, Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Pent Nichhe Karne Ko Kahoongi”
Maan Lagbhag Behosh Hoti Hue: “Kamini Phir Kya Karegi?”
Chinki: “Karna Kya Hai, Mene Us Aadmi Ki Pent Nichhe Sarkwa Di Thi, Main To Sar Par Paanv Rakh Kar Bhagungi, Aur Aadmi Apni Paanvon Tak Giri Pent Mein Fans Kar Gir Padega”
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To Meri Pyariyo Mitar Ladkiyo (Girl-Friends) Ko Valentines Day Pe Chota Sa Gift..
Ye Joke Kaisa Laga Aapko Batana Jarur. Mujhe Bahut Si Complaints Milti Hai Ki Main Hamesha Ladkiyo Ki Beizzti Pe Hi Jokes Likhta Hun.
Aaj Se Main Ab Ladkiyo Ki Puri Care Karunga Aur Unki Tarif Mein Bhi Jokes Likha Karunga. :)
Ab Meri Koi Girl Friend To Hai Nahi Na Jo Mujhe In Cheez Ka Pata Ho, Isliye Umeed Karta Hun Ki Is Valintines Day Pe Aap Mein Se Koi Na Koi Kanya Jarur Mujhe Ye Suhana Avsar Degi ( Ek Se Jyada Bhi Ho Jaye To Bhi Chalengi :p)