Santa’s Wedding Invitation

"You All Are Invited On Santa's Marriage ... :)"

Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends:
“Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.“

Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di

"Sexy Remake Of Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Di"

Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“GF In Room Room, Wearing Bra White,
Nipple Color Light Light, Mine Lund Tight”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“Hand La Bra, Bra Da Boobs, Boobs Full Milk.
Wetty Choot, Lund Come, Sex Like Silk.
Boobs Boobs, Sexy Boobs, I Want Suck Now.
Choot Choot, Wetty Choot, I Want Fuck Now”
“Guys M Fucking Now, She’s Screaming Now…
This Message Is For Chodu Boys, We Don’t Have Choice”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…

Molvi Ji Ka Upaye, Paap Maaf Karvane Ka

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ek Molvi Ji Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Koi Upaaye Batao, Mujhse Paap Ho Gaya Hai”
Molvi: “Kya Hua Bachha Kaisa Paap”
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Mene Kal Ek Billi Ke Sath Sex Kar Liya Abb Main Kya Karoon?”
Abb Ye Mamla Molvi Ji Ke Samne Bhi Pahli Baar Aaya Tha,
Molvi Bole: “Kal Aana Main Soch Kar Bataunga”
Agle Din Wo Aadmi Molvi Ke Paas Gaya Par Molvi Ko Dekhkar Hairan Ho Gaya
Molvi Ke Kapde Fate Hue The Aur Shareer Par Kayi Jagah Chot Ke Nishan The.
Aadmi Ne Darte Darte Puchha: “Molvi Ji, Aapne Kya Socha?”
Molvi Hanfte Hue Bole: “Upaaye To Baad Mein Bataunga Par, Tu Ye Bata Ki Tune Billi Ko Kaboo Kaise Kiya Tha?“

Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Ek Din Us Se Puchhta Hai
Pappu: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?”
Pappu: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.“

Sab Wakeel Ek Jaisi To Nahi Hote

Kachahri Mein Kafi Beedh Thi, Achanak Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola
Aadmi: “Saare Wakeel Chutiye Hote Hai”
Wo Aas-Paas Dekhta Hai Ki Use Chunoti Dene Wala Koi Hai Ya Nahi
Piche Betha Ek Aadmi Utha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Uske Kandhe Par Thap-Thapa Kar Bola.
Aadmi: “Apni Baat Wapas Lo”
Pahla Aadmi: “Kyo Kya Tum Bhi Wakeel Ho?”
Dusra Aadmi: “Nahi Main Chutiya Hoon“

Santa Aur Ramleela

Santa Ko Natak Mein Arjun Ka Role Mila,
Jab Natak Shuru Hua To Santa Arjun Ke Roop Mein Aaya,
Logo Ne Shor Kiya: “Pagdi Wala Arjun…….Pagdi Wala Arjun”
Santa Bola: “Bhosdi Walo, Abhi Do Minute Pehle Lund Wali Dropadi Aayi Thi, Tab Saare So Rahe The Kya?“

Valentine’s Day Pe Shayari Girlfriend Ke Liye

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Valentine’s Day Pe Apni Girlfriend Ko Sunayi Gayi Ek Shayari
Barish Ho Aur Zameen Gili Na Ho,
Dhup Nikle Aur Sarson Pili Na Ho,
To Phir Aap Ne Kaise Soch Liya Ki,
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Kachha Geela Na Ho.