Valentine’s Day Pe Shayari Girlfriend Ke Liye

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Valentine’s Day Pe Apni Girlfriend Ko Sunayi Gayi Ek Shayari
Barish Ho Aur Zameen Gili Na Ho,
Dhup Nikle Aur Sarson Pili Na Ho,
To Phir Aap Ne Kaise Soch Liya Ki,
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Kachha Geela Na Ho.

Pandit Bhi Pura Harami Tha

Ek Pandit Shadi Ke Phere Karwa Raha Tha, Wo Thode Se Mantar Bolta Aur Dulhan Ke Baap Se Paise Maang Leta,
Ladki Ka Baap Preshan Ho Gaya, Aur Man Hi Man Sabak Sikhane Ka Socha.
Pandit Ne Phir Koi Mantar Pada Aur Bola.
Pandit: “51 Rupaye Nikaliye”
Ladki Ke Baap Ne Dheere Se Apna Land Nikala Aur Bola: “Lo”
Pandit Bhi Ek Number Ka Harami Tha, Usne Tedhi Nazar Se Use Dekha Aur Bola.
Pandit: “Yajmaan Kanya Ke Hath Mein De Dijiye“

Gussa To Aayega Hi

Question: “Wo Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jo Hum Khud Kare To Koi Baat Nahi Par Dusra Kare To Gussa Aata Hai?”
Socho-Socho ?
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Answer: “Gand Mein Ungali“

Paisa Bolta Hai

Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai”
Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye”
Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?”
Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.
Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?”
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?”
Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.
Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon”
Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

Sex Ka Mood Thha Shayad

"Ganja Aadmi Gar Aakar Biwi Ke Sare Kapde Utarne Laga, Biwi Ne Socha Ki Aaj To Jamkar Sex Karne Ka Mood Hai. Par Asal Mein Kya Aisa Thha?"

Rajan Kumar Jo Bachpan Se Ganje The Ek Din Jab Ghar Gaye To Aate Hi Apni Biwi Ke Kapde Utarne Lage,
Biwi Samjh Gayi Aaj Jaroor Tasalli Baksh Thukayi Hogi Aur Khush Hone Lagi.
Jab Biwi Ke Saare Kapde Utar Diye To Rajan Kumar Ne Use Utha Kar Apne Sar Par Betha Liya.
Biwi Hairan Hote Hue: “Rajju Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Wo Bina Kuch Bole Use Lekar Aaine Ke Samne Khada Ho Jata Hai Aur Kahta Hai.
Rajan Kumar: “Darling, Main To Ye Dekha Raha Tha Ki Mere Ganje Sar Par Gungrale Baal Kaise Lagenge?“

Subha Se Sham, Sham Se Subha Sirf Pyar Karo

"Jyada Pyar Karne Wali Ladkiyo Ko Unke Ashiq Dwara Diya Gaya Ek Jawab."

Santa Ke College Time Mein Uski Ek Premika Santa Ko Bade Pyar Se Boli.
Premika: “Darling, Shaadi Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Subha Se Lekar Shaam Tak, Shaam Se Lekar Subha Tak Pyaar Karna”
Santa Hairani Se: “Abe Sali, To Fir Main Tatti Kab Karunga?“

Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts

Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts. Buy Why and How ??"

Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts.
BBC Homepage Top News Story:
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