Dada Ji Ki To Mauj Ho Gayi

Ek Bachha Apne Dada Ke Sath Park Mein Khel Raha Tha. Tabhi Ek Kenchua Bill Se Bahar Aaya Aur Rengne Laga.
Bachha: “Dadaji Is Kenchue Ko Wapas Mitti Ke Usi Chedh Mein Daal Do Jahan Se Ye Nikla Hai”
Dadaji: “Nahi Beta Ye Sambhav Nahi Hai Dekhte Nahi Ho Kenchua Kitna Narm Hai??”
Bachha: “Lagi 100 Rupaye Ki Shart?”
Dadaji: “Theek Hai Lag Gayi”
Bachha Andar Gaya Aur Ek Hair Spray Le Kar Aaya Aur Us Kenchue Par Chidak Diya.
Kenchua Lakdi Ki Tarah Sakhat Ho Gaya Aur Bachhe Ne Use Wapas Usi Jagah Daal Diya Jaha Se Wo Nikala Tha.
Dadaji Turant Wo Hair Saprey Apne Hath Mein Lekar Ander Gaye Aur Kuch Der Baad Wapas Aaye.
Dadaji: “Ye Lo 500 Rupaye Tum Sharat Jeet Gaye”
Bachha: “Par Dadaji Sharat To Keval 100 Rupaye Ki Thi”
Dadaji: ” Beta Mene To 100 Rs Hi Diye Hai, 400 Rs Tumahari Dadi Ne Diye Hai“

Pata Hai Aisi Cheez Ka?

Wo Kya Hai Jo Har Aadmi Ke Pass Hota Hai?
Kisi Ka Chhota?
To Kisi Ka Bada Hota Hai?
Shaadi Ke Baad Apni Biwi Ko Deta Hai?
Jaroor Kuch Ganda Hi Soch Rahe Ho Tum Log,
Par Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai, Vo Cheez Hai
“Surname“

Suhagrat Ka Exprience Kaisa Thha.

"Pati Ki Suhagrat Thi Aur Vo Sex Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke."

Pati Suhaag Raat Ke Din Patni Ko Chodne Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Praathna Karta Hai
Pati: “Hey Bhagwan Mein Pahli Baar Suhag Raat Manane Ja Raha Hoon Mujhe Exprience Dena”
Patni Apne Pati Ki Prathna Sunte Hi Boli.
Patni: “Suno Ji Aap Kewal Bhagwan Se Takt Mango Exprience Mere Paas Bahut Hai“

Chasmein Aur Bra Mein Smantayein

"Chasme Aur Bra Dono Hi Ek Tarha Se Jarurat Pe Kaam Aane Wali Cheeze Hai, Janiye Kis Tarha Aur Kya Samantaye Hai Dono Mein."

Chasmein Aur Bra Mein Adbhut Smantayein:
Pehli: Dono Ki Banawat Ek Si Hai.
Dusri: Ek Ko Najar Aane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hai, Dusre Ko Najar Mein Lane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hai.
Teesri: Umar Aur Upyog Ke Sath-Sath, Dono Ka Number Bhi Badh Jata Hai.
Chothi: Chasma Utarne Ke Baad Aankhein Mich-Micha Jati Hai, Bra Utarte Hi Aankhein Choundhiya Jati Hai.

Ladkiya Kaisi Chudti Hai?

"Ladkiya Kaisi Chodi Jati Hai Aur Chodne Ke Baad Kya Hota Hai, Pade Is Choti Si Shayari Mein"

Chodi Jaati Hain Ladkiyan…
Salwaar Utarne Ke Baad…
Waah Waah Waaaaaah
Aage…
Ab Aage Kya?
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Wapas Pehen Leti Hai Chud Jaane Ke Baad

Pahle Sex Ke Bad Ladkiya Kyu Roti Hai?

"Ladki Ne Pahli Bar Sex Kiya Aur Fir Rone Lag Gayi, Par Kyu? Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke."

Pehli Bar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ladki Dar Se Kabhi Apni Chut Ko Aur Kabhi Ladke Ko Lund Ko Dekh Kar Rone Lagi.
Ladka Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha: “Kya Hua?”
Ladki: “Jab Andar Gaya To 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahar Aaya To Teen 3 Inch Ka Ho Gaya, Baki Kahan Hai?“

Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?

"Hamare Pyare Khan Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Khan Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki."

Khan Adalat Mein Apne Case Ki Sunvai Par Aata Hai, Judge Khaan Se Puchta Hai,
Judge: “Khan, Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?”
Khan Khush Hote Hue: “Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya“