How Much You Save?

Sindhi To Prostitute: “How Much For A Hand Job?”
Lady: “Rs 500/- Do You Want One?”
Sindhi: “No… No, I Was Curious To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self“

Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Example

Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Hindi Ka Muhavra Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Pappu Beta Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Koi Example Do”
Pappu: “Madam, Yeh To Wahi Baat Ho Gayi Ke Hum Bhalu Ko Apni Jhantein Dikhaye“

Vese Vo Kar Kya Rahe Thhe?

Kuch Aurte Bazar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi
To Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Ek Kutti Ko Buri Tarha Se Chod Raha Thha.
1st Doctors Wife: “Wow,They Are Enjoying Life”
2nd Lawyers Wife: “No, Its Rape”
3rd Salesmans Wife: “Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai“

Malika Ese Vese Scenes Mein Kaam Nahi Karti

Film Director Malika Sherawat Ko Suhagraat Ke Scene Ke Bare Mein Samjhata Hai.
Film Director: “Suhagraat Ka Scene Hai Aap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi?”
Mallika: “Huh, Glass Se Hi Pilana Thha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete… Mujhe Kyun Liya“

Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?

Santa Idli Bana Ker Apni Patni Ko Deta Hai Toh Patni Kehti Hai.
Patni: “Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?”
Santa Usko Kuch Dikhate Hue: “Mere Pass Idli Banane Wala Kabda Hai”
Patni Gusse Se: “Oye Sale Kameene, Ye Meri Bra Hai Wapis Kar“

Waste Thing Attached To Your P3nis?

What Is The Waste Thing Attached To Your Penis?
Think Take Your Time
Haha Its You.

Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Ek Callgirl Se Kisi Ne Pucha: “Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?”
Callgirl Ne Jo Jawab Diya Vo Mujhe Wajib Laga, Vo Boli
Sahi Jagah Par Galat Aadmi