Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.
Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”
Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon”
Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte”
Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya
Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”
Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”
Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya
Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli
Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”
Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha
Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use”
Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“

Poor Farmer

A Farmer Bought A Milking Machine.
Out Of Horniness And Curiosity, He Tried It On His Dick.
He Had A Great Cumming But His Penis Got Stuck.
He Couldn’t Get It Off So He Decided To Check Out The Machine’s Manual.
It Said: ”Auto-Releases After 20 Litres“

Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?

Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai.
Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: “Woh Dekho Tel Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?”
Dosri Aurat Sharmate Hue: “Kaisi Baat Karti Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?“

Sach Bolne Wali Pahli Biwi

Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitno Ke Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?”
Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The.“

Jhagde Mein Bhi Maja

Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat”
Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar“

Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?

Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Friend: “Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?”
Chinki: “Because Boys Have Ball Bearings Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction“

Never Done Anything Wild?

A Boy With Green, Red And Blue Hair Was Passing By.
When An Old Man Was Staring At Him: “Watzup Oldie Never Done Anything Wild?”
Old Man: “Yes, Fucked A Peacock Once Was Wondering If You Are My Son“