Friends, Keep In Touch

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life.
So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass.
The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared,
Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?”
Monkey: “Its Me”
Lion: “Did Anyone See You?”
Monkey: “No”
Lion: “Ok, Do It Again Bro !”
Moral: “Akele Rah Rah Kar Jungle Ka Badshah Bhi Gandoo Ho Jata Hai. So Keep In Touch“

Patni Hamesha Pati Ki Ijjat Rakhti Hai

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.
Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?”
Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon“

Why Are You Buying .. ?

Husband & Wife Go For Shopping.
Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?”
Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?“

Sex Karne Se Hone Wali Problem

Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai”
Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le“

Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Nakhre Kya Sahna

Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area.
Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?”
Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate

Bechara Hijra

Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai“

Thought Of The 2011

Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Badhao,
Ho Sakta Hai Ussne Muth Maar Kar Hath Na Dhoye Ho.