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Friday, 2 December 2011

Wahh Kya Baat Kahi Santa Ne

Girl Friend Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchti Hai.
Girl Friend: “Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Santa: “Bahut Jyada”
Girl: “Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho?”
Santa: “Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hai“

Oversmart Wife And Smart Husband

Oversmart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?”
Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian“

Haye Mera Imandar Beta

Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha,
Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola.
Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon”
Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai”
Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap: “Ek Bori To La Hi Sakta Hai Na?”
Ladka: “Samjha Karo Na Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap Kuch Soch Kar: “Achha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar Cement Hi La De”
Ladka Hairani Se: “Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karoge?”
Baap: “Teri Maa Ki Chut Par Lagaunga, Taki Koi Dusra Imandaar Beta Peida Na Ho“

Why Doggy Style Is So Popular?

Why Does Doggy Style Become So Popular Among Couples,
After 10-12yrs Of Marriage Because In That Position She Can Read Her Book & He Can Watch TV.

This Is Our Ishtyle

A Dog Asked A Cat: “Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?”
Cat Replied: “Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style,  They’ve Already Copied Yours“

Choti Nunni Wala

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki Hamare Ek User Aur Baba Saxidas Ke Chele Davender Ka Lund Bada Chhota Hai.
Jab Uski Shadi Hui To, Shadi Ke Agle Din Uski Patni Gusse Mein Aake Us Se Boli.
Patni: “Mujhe Talaak Dede”
Davender: “Kyu Kya Hua Jaanu?”
Patni: “Jitni Teri Nunni Hai, Usse Badi To Hamare Padosi Ki Zubaan Thi“

TV Dekhne Se Sab Kuch Nahi Aata

Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?”
Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya”
Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai”
Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“