Boys Aur Girls Ke Baat Karne Mein Differnce Kya Hai?

Dosto Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Baat Karne Mein Kitna Farak Hota Hai.
Ek Hi Baat Ko Agar Ye Dono Bole To Kaisi Bolenge…
Girl: “Aap Itni Tez Kyo Chal Rahe Ho”
Boy: “Teri Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hai Kya Bhosdi Ke”
Girl: “Wo Teacher Ki Bahut Respect Karta Hai”
Boy: “Ye Bhen Ka Lund To Teacharo Ki Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai”
Girl: “Uss Ladki Ka Character Acha Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Yeh To Sali Top Ki Rand Hai”
Girl: “Tum To Bahut Bevkoof Ho”
Boy: “Bhosdi Ke Tu To Lode Ka Baal Hai”
Girl: “Dar Lag Raha Hai”
Boy: “Gand Fat Rahi Hai Kya Behanchod”
Girl: “Disturb Mat Karo”
Boy: “Gand Mein Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke”
Girl: “Aaj To Ghar Walo Se Daant Padi”
Boy: “Aaj To Gharwalo Ne Gaand Phad Di“

Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ka Khada Nahi Ho Raha Thha,
Patni Ne Usko Muh Mein Le Liya Aur Koshish Ki Par Fir Bhi Baat Nahi Bani.
Husband Ko Ye Dekhar Gussa Aaya Aur Bola: “Durr Hatt Ja, Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante“

Haye Re In Taxes Ne Mar Diya Janta Ko

Pranav Mukharji  Ne Ek Bar Callgirl Se Pucha.
Mukharji: “Kitna Leti Ho?”
Callgirl: “Aage Ka 200 Aur Peche Ka 220”
Mukharji Hairani Se: “Areey Piche Ka 220 Kyu?”
Callgirl: “10% Turnover Tax“

Lund Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka
Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha
“Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Lund Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye”
Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.
Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Lund Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.
Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.
Fir Uski Chut Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le
Ab Apne Lund Ko Uski Chut Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Lund Ko Chut Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.
Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Lund Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Chut Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo
Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Lund Ab Chut Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai
Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Chut Se Duri Rakhi Thi.
Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?”
To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole
“Beta Chut Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Lund Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.”
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Ladkiyo Ke Kapdo Ki Fitting

Ek Ladki Tailor Ke Paas Suit Silvane Jaati Hai. Tailor Ladki Ka Naap Lete Hue Bolta Hai.
Tailor (Fitting Ka Naap Lete Hue):- “Koi Boyfriend Hai?”
Girl:- “Haan, Kyon?”
Tailor:- “Use Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Jyada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi

Bill Kaisi Pay Kare?

Cabel Wala Flat Ki Ghanti Bajata Hai, Toh Andar Se Aunti Awaaz Lagati Hai.
Aunti: “Koun?”
Cabel Wala: “Aunty, Iss Mahine Ka Cabel Ka Bill De Do”
Aunti: “Baad Mein Aana Aah Aah Aa Aaaahnaa, Abhi Doodh Wale Ka Chuka Rahi Hoon

Ooi Maa, Ab Bahar Bhi Nikal Lo Na

Ladke Ne Sex Start Kiya To Ladki Bolti Hai. Ladki: “Jaanu, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai” Ladka: “Koi Baat Nahi Thodi Der Mein Nahi Hoga” Ladki: “Nahi Jaanu Bohat Ho Raha Hai Nikal Lo Na” Ladka: “Tum Bas 10 Tak Gino, Main Nikal Lunga.” Ladki: “1-2-Aa-3-4-5-Uff-6-7-8-Aah-Aa-9-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-2 Or 2 Or 2, Or Do”