Tum Sab Bhi Bure Kaam Chhod Do

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye”
Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?”
Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.“

Janu Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho

Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Bra Khridi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke Aage Khadi Ho Gayi
Husband: “Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy Lag Rahi Ho”
Wife Sharmate Hue: “Pata Hai, Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha“

Samjhane Ka Tarika

Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jate Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai.
Maa: “Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?”
Beti: “Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai.”
Maa: “TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai.“

Shubh Kaam Mein Deri Kaisi

Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha
Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon”
Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?”
Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye”
Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The”
Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha“

Bah Gaye Sare Khawab Paani Mein

Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas Aya Aur Khidki Par Udas Sa Baith Gaya.
Biwi Ko Itne Din Ke Baad Usko Aaya Dekh Kar Sex Ki Ichha Hui.
Biwi Aayi Aur Dupatta Gira Kar Boli
“Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya”
Fouji Chup…
Phir Kameez Nikali Aur Boli
“Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya”
Fouji Chup…
Phir Salwar Utaari Aur Boli
“Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya”
Fouji Ko Gussa Aya Aur Bola
“Meri Dhoti Utah Aur Dekh, Bomb Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya“

Gaand Ki Khujli

Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha.
Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao”
Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai“

Pyaar Vakiye Andha Hota Hai

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“