Ajab Sex Ki Gajab Kahani

Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.
Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte Hai”
Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein Doondta Hoon”
Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Mein Poora Ander Longi?”
Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka Toh?”
Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi“

Neki Na Karne Ki Saza

Pandit Ji Ek Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.
Ek Admi Ne Unko Khidki Mein Se Dekh Liya Or Hairani Se Poocha.
Aadmi: “Pandit Ji, Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pandit Ji Ke Ye Sunte Hi Tote Udd Gaye Aur Gabra Gaye. Par Achanak Dimag Kam Kiya Aur Bole.
Pandit Ji: “Jo Log Nek Kaam Nahi Karenge Ussko Yahi Saza Milegi“

Mast Biwi Hai

Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se”
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai“

Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?”
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab”
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?”
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata”
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein”
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye“

“Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”

Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”
Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad”
Pappu: “Kyuu?”
Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“

Dil To Hai Dil, Dil Ka Aitabar, Kya Kijiye

Ek Budha Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Apne Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Budha: “Jab Se Mera Heart Transplant Hua Hai, Muje Gand Marwana Or Paisa Achha Lagne Laga Hai Kya Main Jawan Ho Gaya Hu?”
Doctor: “Nahi Tumhe Randi Ka Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai.“