Esi Baatein Bhoolni Nahi Chahiye

Girlfriend & Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye
Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi
Ladke Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Hai??”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi“

Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga

Sex Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai.
Ladki: “Hamare Bache Ka Naam Kya Hoga?”
Ladka Condom Pehan Ke Bola: “Iske Baad Bhi Ho Gaya To Jaadu Rakhenge“

Chinki Ka Idea, What An Idea Sir Ji

Chinki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko Gusse Mein Aake SMS Kiya
Balance Nahi Hai? Ek Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho? Nasbandi Karva Lo, Sarkar 1200/-Degi.
Fir Balance Dal Lena Aur Khub Message Karna
What An Idea Sir Ji

Baba Ji Ki Goliyaan

Doctor Ek Budhe Ko Bata Raha Thha: “Baba Ji Aapki Niche Ki Dono Goliyan* (Balls) Nikaalni Padengi”
Budha: “Nikal De Beta Jab Bandook Hi Nahi Chalti To Goliyaan Kis Kaam Ki“

What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan?

Q: What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan On A Municipal Bus?
A: Kirpya Karke Aage Se Nahi Peeche Se Chadiye.

Mobile Stuck In Vagina

One Day A Girl Visit His Family Doctor And Said:  “My Cellphone Got Stuck In My Vagina Since Last 4 Days And Its In Vibration Mode.”
Doctor: “Ok, I Will Remove It Easily By A Small Operation.”
Girl Shout: “No, No Just Recharge The Battery.

Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Ka

Ek Banda Zor Zor Se Chila Ke Product Bech Raha Thha
“Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo, Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo”
Logo Ne Uske Pass Ja Kar Daikha To Vo Underware Bech Raha Thha