Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshan Karun

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Says: “Bataao Hairan Karu Ya Pareshan Karu?”
Jeeto: Dono.
He Shows His Tiny 1 Inch Penis & Says: Kyun Dekh Ke Hairani Hui?
Jeeto Surprised: Ji Hui.
Santa: Ab Pareshan Karoon?
Jeeto: Ji Karo

Santa: Yeh Erect Hai!

Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?

Question To A Husband: “Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?”
Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

Sardar Ji Aur 3 Ladkiyaan

Ek Train Mein Teen College Ki Ladkiya Bethi Thhi,
Ek Punjabi Jatt Aaya Aur Bola: “Aapka Naam?”
Pehli Boli: Salma Behan
Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan
Teesri Boli: Meena Behan
Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: “Aapka Naam?”

Jatt Bola: “Shinda Behan Chod“

What Is Condom?

Ek Din Ek Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se Puchha: “Daddy Condom Kya Hota Hai?”
Daddy: “Chal Bhaag Mujhe Nahi Pataa”
Beta: “Tabhi To Hum 11 Bhai Behan Hai“

Mera Number Kab Aayega

A Police Man Saw Santa Fucked A Girl In The Car,
Policeman: “Kyon Santa Gi Akele-Akele Mera Number Kab Aayega?”
Santa: “Bas, Ladki Ke Baad“

Master Se Badla

Masterji: “Pappu, A,B,C,D, Se Shuru Hone Wala Ek Sentence Banao?”
Pappu: “Sir….”
Masterji: “Haan Haan Batao Ghabrao Nahi.”
Pappu: “Apki Behan Chod Dunga“

Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?

Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladko Ka Lund Thoda Khubsoorat Banado”
Bhagwan Ji Parkat Hue Aru Gusse Se Bole.
Bhagwan Ji: “Itna Ganda Banane Par To Chooss Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par Toh Kha Hi Jaogi“