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Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules

Baba Saxidas Ne Chudakkad Logo Ke Liye Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules Bataye Hai
Pehli Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Dusri Baar Kabhi Milegi Nahi,
Dusri Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Pehle Kabhi Choda Hi Nahi.
Jo Bhakat Is Rule Ko Apnayenge Vo Sex Ka Bharpoor Ananad Uthayenge

Adaab Arz Hai, Iss Shayari Par

Boy To Girl:
Ghulab Aisa Ho Jiss Mein Kaatein Na Ho,
Larki Ki Chut Aisi Ho Jis Mein Jhaate Na Ho.
Girl To Boy:
Gulab Khareedne Wale Kaatein Nahi Dekhte,
Ladki Ko Chodne Wale Jhaate Nahi Dekhte

Call Girl Ka Janaza

Ek Call Girl Ka Janaza Nikla, To Usse Dekh Ke Ek Admi Bola.
Aadmi: “Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Mein Dono Milli To Sahi”
Kisi Ne Pocha: “Kon Dono?”
Wo Bola: “Uski Tangain“

Nonveg Song, Santa Aur Uski Wife Ka

Santa Touched Preeto’s Boobs & Sung
“Piyo Glass Full Doodh, Wonderful Doodh”
Preeto Touched His Penis & Said
“Thanda Matlab Chota Coke“

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Gaandu ka dimag

Ek Bus Mein Roj Ek Khubsurat Si Ladki Jaati Thhi,
Ek Din Ek Hatta Katta Neegro Bus Mein Chada Aur Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Uski Iccha Hui Ki Iske Sath Sex Karu.
Par Usko Samajh Na Aya Ki Vo Kya Kare, So Usne Bus driver Se Puchha Ki Mene Iske Sath Sex Karna Hai Koi Idea Do.
Bus driver Bola: “Ye Ladki Jesus Ko Manti Hai Aur Har Sunday Church Mein Jati Hai, Tu Jesus Ke Kapde Aur Mask Pahan Ke Isko Mill Aur Jo Bolega Vo Ye Kar Legi.”
Neegro Ko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Usne Aisa Hi Kiya, Ladki Jab Prayer Kar Rahi Thhi To  Neegro Peeche  Se Nikal Ke Aya Aur Bola
Neegro: “I Am God, Mene Tumhari Prayer Suni Aur Main Usko Pura Bhi Karunga Par Pahle Tumhe Mere Sath Sex Karna Hoga”
Ladki Ne Kuch Socha Aur Maan Gayi Par Boli: “Main Sirf Anal Sex Karungi Kyunki Main Apni Virginity Barkar Rakhna Chahti Hu”
Neegro Ne Socha Ki Something Is Better Then Nothing, To Vo Maan Gaya.
Dogy Style Mein Sex Ka Pura Maja Lene Ke Baad Aadmi Ladki Par Se Utra Aur Bola.
“Ha Ha I M The Neegro”
Ladki Ne Bhi Apne Chehre Se Mask Utara Aur Boli
“Ha Ha I Am The Bus Driver“
"Bus driver was a GAY"

Ek Sansani Khej Khabar

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ke Andhere Mein,
Jhariyo Ke Piche Chupp Ke, Daba Daba Ke,
Chuskiya Le Le Ke, Chus Chus Ke Frooti Pee Rahe Thhe
Tum Logo Ne Kya Socha Thha? Bas Vohi Kaam Bachha Hai?

Pathan Ki Suhagrat Aisi Rahi

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari“