Kare Koi Aur Bhare Koi

Ek Chuha Jungle Mein Badi Tezi Se Bhaaga Ja Rahe Thha
Lomdi Ne Dekha Aur Uske Aage Aake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Puchha
Lomdi: “Itne Teji Se Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?”
Chuha: “Aunty Please Abhi Jane Do Fir Bataunga”
Lomdi Hairani Hui Aur Boli: “Arey Hua Kya Hai?”
Chuha Hath Jodte Hue: “Please Jane Do Meri Jaan Ka Sawal Hai”
Lomdi Gusse Se Boli: “Main Tumhe Tab Tak Nahi Jane Dungi Jab Tak Bataoge Nahi Ki Hua Kya Hai”
Chuha Rote Hue: “Kisi Ne Sher Ki Bahan Ki Choot Fad Dali Aur Naam Mera Laga Diya Hai“

Jaisi Ko Taisa, Isse Kahte Hai

Ek Ladke Ne College Mein Chinki Ko Dialog Maara.
Ladka: “Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Hath Mein.”
Chinki: “Kyaaaa?”
Ladka Muskurate Hue: “Achhi Film Hai Naa.!”
Chinki: “Teri Bahan Ki Choot.”
Ladka Hairani Se: “Whattttt?”
Chinki: “Bahut Laal Hai Naa …?“

Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?

Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?
Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…

curious husband

In A Hospital A Lady after delivering a baby was getting some Stitches.
The curious husband was sitting outside. After some time he look inside through the window and then knocked and asked shyly:  “Doctor, Pura toh nahi siloge na?“

Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?

Teacher To Johny: “Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?”
Johny: “Sir Six”
Teacher: “Bhosri Ke Tujhe Kitni Bar Bola Hai Pant Se Hath Bahar Nikaal Kar Count Kiya Kar”

You Are Like A Mobile Phone

During Sexual Session The Girl Says: “Dear You Are Like A Mobile Phone”
Boy: “Do I Vibrate A Lot?”
Girl: “No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network“

Common Between A Girl’s Legs N Amul Butter?

Golu Asks Pappu
Golu: “What Is Common Between A Girl’s Legs And Amul Butter?”
Pappu: “Simple, Both Are Delicious When Spread“