Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip

Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor Zor Se Husne Lagi.
Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar Dunga“

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara?

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara???
Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“

Bansuri To Bahut Choti Hai

Sex Ke Baad Callgirl Customer Se Boli: “Tumari Bansuri To Bahut Hi Choti Hai”
Customer: “Mujhe Thodi Pata Tha Ke, Stadium Mein Bajaani Padegi“

Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi

Sardar Doodhwale Se: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??”
Doodhwala: “Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi”
Sardar: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“

Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai

Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..
To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..
Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki “Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai”
Sardar Ji Bole: “Daswa (10th)”
Lady: “Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai“

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Oh My God, What The Hell is Going On

A Kid Saw His Mother Messing With Make Up On Her Face And She Said: “Shit”
And Kid Asked To His Mother What Is “Shit?”
Then His Mother Answered: “It Is Second Word For Makeup.”
Then He Saw His Sister Talking On Phone About Condoms.
When Kid Asked Her: “What Is A Condom?”
Then Sister Replied: “It Is Second Word For Clothes”
After Few Minutes, Kid Saw His Father Was Cutting A Chicken.
When He Cuts His Finger & Said Fuck, Kid Asked: “What Is Fuck?”
Father Said To His Son: “It Is Second Word For Cutting”
Suddenly Door Bell Rang Kid Opened The Door And His Grandmother Came In & Asked Grandson: “Where Is Everyone?”
Then Kid Said Happily: “Mom Is Upstairs Putting Shit On Her Face, Sister Is Putting Condoms On & Daddy Is Fucking The Chicken“