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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?
Answer: Dhobi, Woh Kisi Ke Bhi Ghar Jake Bol Sakta Hai
“Sahab, Mamsab Ko Bolo Ki Kapde Nikaal Ke Rakhe, Main Abhi Aakar Leta Hoon“

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip And When U Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy & Tight Hole Makes U Feel Better?

Vicks Inhaler

Chooss Chooss Chooss

Chooss Chooss Chooss
Maze Lay Lay Kar Chooss
Bari Bari Ek Ek Kar Kay Chooss
Donoo Ko Ek Saath Chooss
Masal Masal Kay Choos
Kyon Kay

Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khatam Na Ho Jaye.

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha,
Jawaab Uske Sawaal Ka..
Abhi Rakha Hi Thha Ke Chhut Gayaa,
Haath Se Mere Phool Gulaab Ka..
Woh Kehti Thi Peeche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-Shabaab Ka..

Woh Kehti Thi Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Under Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Janab Ka.

Sardar Ji Ne Press Kar Diya.

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Ko Political Rally Mein Police Ne Pakkad Liya….
Kyunki, Ek Ladki Apni Chest Pe Ek Badge Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Sardar Ji Ne Press Kar Diya.

Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do

Ek Bar Ek Shadi Mein Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Tha To Usne Paas Khade Sardar Ji Se Pucha: “Sardar Ji Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do”
Sardar Ji Ne Sharmante Huw Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pehlay Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“

Little Johny And His Story

One Day In School Little Johnny Saw His Dad’s Car Passing By The School Playground And Go Into The Woods.
Curious Johnny Followed The Car And Saw His Dad And Aunt Jane In A Sexual Position.
Little Johnny Found This So Exciting. He Ran Back Home And Started To Tell His Mother:  “Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane…‘
At This Point Mom Cut Him Off And Said, “Johnny, This Is Such An Interesting Story, Lets Save The Rest Of It For Supper Time. I Want To See The Look On Your Daddy’s Face When You Tell It Tonight..‘
At The Dinner Table, Mom Asked Little Johnny To Tell The Story.
Johnny Started His Story, ‘Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane And Daddy Started Doing The Same Thing That Mummy And Uncle Bill Used To Do When Daddy Away for Meetings.‘
Mummy Fainted!
Moral: Sometimes You Need To Just Shut The Fuck Up And Listen To The Whole Story Before You Interrupt!